The Ultimate Bear
Mar 10, 2007 at 12:59 AM Post #61 of 69
HOW COULD IT NOT BE

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[size=xx-large]HE IS SMARTER THAN THE AHVARAGE BEAR!![/size]
 
Mar 10, 2007 at 2:10 AM Post #63 of 69
Black bears are sweethearts.
On a fishing trip I got separated from my buddy's. Alone in the middle of nowhere a black bear comes along, gives a couple sniffs, and literally smiles at me... then goes on his way.
Now I know bears don't smile, but this one did.

Polar bears on the other hand are jerks!
They'll own you before you even notice them.
If there's one thing to fear on this planet it's polar bears... and brown recluses.


My favorite bear of all
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Mar 10, 2007 at 2:53 AM Post #64 of 69
Quote:

HE IS SMARTER THAN THE AHVARAGE BEAR!!


That's not really saying much

My vote for the greatest bear is a tie between the legendary Colt. 45 Ocelot Bear of Nebraska or the feared Machete-Tailed Pooh Bear of Ashtown Forest. Gangsta mofos, I tellyawhat.
 
Mar 10, 2007 at 9:18 PM Post #66 of 69
I don't know if anyone else mentioned this, but a Kodiak Bear would maul anything else on this list (it's basically a bigger, meaner Grizzly), but I voted Grizzly because it's the closest thing to a Kodiak (next to Polar Bears).
 

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