The "lets make a rhyme" thread

[ezzieyguywuf]

I saw someone had "lets make a story thread" and it made me want a "lets make a rhyme thread". So here it is. try to limit it to one line, max a few. Every line don't have to rhyme (i.e. it doesn't have to be AAAAAAA, we can change it up, AABBCCCCDD w/e). Lets go! here's what made we what to start it

"himself...in..a...uranium" (don't remember all the word)

and it made him want to rip open his cranium

 

[Lazarus Short]

saying, "I need trepanation like I need a hole in my head
a little U-235 in there, and I can go on to bed."

 

[Uncle Erik]

With his "third eye" he could clearly see
Endless government conspiracy

 

[Duggeh]

This thead sucks like Jeremy Kyle,
posting a reply isn't worth my while.
What's the point of "lets make a rhyme"?
It's a dull and vaccuous waste of time.

 

[Dzjudz]

Everyone thinks nothing rhymes with 'purple',
but that is wrong, see, for instance, 'curple' and 'hirple'!

 

[myinitialsaredac]

When I step by its harder to breathe
It's that pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
My heat'll make you freeze
I'ma leave ya leaning like sclerosis

I got the longest word in the english language wee!

Dave

 

[ezzieyguywuf]

gee,
i guess duggeh wasn't feelin the vibe
ah well, he must be snoozin, or wastin his time
lookin up some more words to use in his rhymes
but thats cool, cuz it was just supposed to be a little fun
so if its over then its done. peec out homie. one

 

[srozzman]

and if you mess up i will shun...
you for a month!

 

[Lazarus Short]

maybe we could try haiku...

 

[digger945]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif maybe we could try haiku...

Brotha, I think, I'm with-you...

 

[Calexico]

I suppose that we could try to,
Let's come up with the next big tune,

 

[immtbiker]

Summertime,
Is much easier to rhyme
Than the cold, harsh winter
Which causes us to splinter.
Hide from the cold dark nights
I prefer the warm summer sights.

As I drive down the road of life
It seems there are more red lights than green
Roadblocks that cause strife
Instead of ice, I'd rather gleam.
Sunshine is my recharge
Energy regained by beach and surf
Coldness is like a barge
Causes sadness instead of mirth.

Give me blue skies and intricate tracks of jazz
Radio wants to repeat the same forty
Why go each day without pizazz?
Could conform to average, but strive for sporty!

 

[mrdeadfolx]

I walk down the streets wearin' full-size cans, cuz I'm the man/ My LOD was like 20 grand
I spend more on headphone upgrades than most people do on rent/ if I hear 1% improvement, it's money well spent

 

[Lazarus Short]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrdeadfolx /img/forum/go_quote.gif I walk down the streets wearin' full-size cans, cuz I'm the man/ My LOD was like 20 grand I spend more on headphone upgrades than most people do on rent/ if I hear 1% improvement, it's money well spent

Keep that up - we can call it "Head-Rap".

Since no one else will start with the haiku, here's one:

Partial Disability Haiku

can't work overtime
I've only got one can of
beans at home - one can

 

[flashnolan]

Lazarus Short thinks he is the man
His icon pic should be a shade of tan

We will surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange...