Teleportation Tweak!!
Jun 22, 2007 at 4:29 PM Thread Starter Post #1 of 9

Jon L

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http://cls.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/cls....wek&1187704885

"This extraordinary product is an advanced communications technique for upgrading audio systems over the phone discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica. The customer will call Machina Dynamica; during the phone call the Teleportation Tweak is performed by sending a series of "signals" over the phone line to the customer."

What was that TV show/movie where secret assassins were "activated" by certain phone calls??
 
Jun 22, 2007 at 4:38 PM Post #2 of 9
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What was that TV show/movie where secret assassins were "activated" by certain phone calls??


The Manchurian Candidate. I wonder if Machina Dynamica includes in the $60 the year-long period of brain-washing necessary to be activated...
 
Jun 22, 2007 at 4:44 PM Post #3 of 9
This is the biggest load of BS I've ever come across in my life. Honest. Sure, it's only 60 bucks, but I'd rather spend that on an 8oz piece of A4/M9 Australian Wagyu rib-eye than phone Machina Dynamica up. I bet I'll have to pay long distance calling charges (assuming it also works for intercontinental calls). The customer comments are prime ROFLMAO material.

Machina Dynamica continue to impress
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Jun 22, 2007 at 5:31 PM Post #5 of 9
I'd call anyone who bought this a retard.
 
Jun 22, 2007 at 5:43 PM Post #6 of 9
Warming up the system for a few minutes gives the same improvements the customers hear. They may not be imagining anything.

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While not absolutely necessary, the customer's audio system can be turned on and warmed up prior to the phone call for ease of A/B testing.


The system will exhibit less congestion, lower distortion, greater inner detail and dynamics and a deeper/wider soundstage.


These are the same improvements I hear from warm-up of the system. People should try warming up their system for 2 weeks, after a week I still hear improvements in smoothness and low-level detail.
 
Jun 23, 2007 at 6:07 AM Post #9 of 9
The address is a condo unit in virginia.


This may not be just a money-grubbing opportunist, it may be someone with a sense of humor who wouldn't mind if a few crazy fools sent him some money. Read his own words and decide.

This guy has been discussed at length elsewhere.

And perhaps not surprisingly, even these products are not too far-fetched to be seriously considered by some people.
 

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