Steven Seagal says FBI ruined career
Aug 19, 2007 at 12:59 PM Post #17 of 47
Considering his, ahem, modest talents he has been far more successful than almost anyone else in his situation. Starred in 10+ movies, has a recording contract, owns a vineyard, and has merchandizing rights to a variety of products.

Yes Mr. Seagal, if you ever want to trade careers give me a call day or night.
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 1:01 PM Post #18 of 47
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Chong Li looks smarter, though.

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I thought that was Bolo Yung?
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Aug 19, 2007 at 2:33 PM Post #19 of 47
Wrongly accused by the feds, his life was ruined. But now it's time to put his life back together by cracking some skulls with his...Fists of Retribution!

Starring Steven Seagal. Hopefully not coming to a theater near you anytime soon. Rated R for extreme violence and being forced to watch 2 hours of Steven Seagal.
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 3:57 PM Post #21 of 47
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Crouching Cops, Hidden Badges


There is also "Crouching Waitress, Hidden Chef" on Atom Films - funny!

Laz
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 4:04 PM Post #22 of 47
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There is also "Crouching Waitress, Hidden Chef" on Atom Films - funny!

Laz



Crouching Hoochie, Hidden Sausage
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 4:14 PM Post #23 of 47
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Crouching Hoochie, Hidden Sausage


Now you're getting sick.
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 4:18 PM Post #24 of 47
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Now you're getting sick.


It is a movie about an alcoholic banger with rickets. Who the sick one now, hmmmm?
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 4:59 PM Post #25 of 47
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I thought that was Bolo Yung?
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Yep, he's Bolo Yung but his character name in Bloodsport I believe was Chong Li... Gotta love Bloodsport, it was almost on TV every weekend when I was in high school.. hahaha

Anyways, I think Seagal is just trying to bring some news about him and hopefully score some movie deal... Hopefully no one will though, his movies were horrible!
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Aug 19, 2007 at 5:00 PM Post #26 of 47
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It is a movie about an alcoholic banger with rickets. Who the sick one now, hmmmm?


Who would make a movie about that? Oh - nevermind...

Laz
 
Aug 19, 2007 at 5:02 PM Post #27 of 47
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Who would make a movie about that? Oh - nevermind...

Laz



Yes but who would PAY to go see that movie? Exactly.
 

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