[minya]

So, yeah, I'm traveling to Canada on August 9th. Looks like my flight will be hijacked and smashed into something (the CN tower, perhaps?).

It's been nice knowing you all. Anyone have any suggestions for things I can carry-on that will double as effective weapons in a pinch? (I mean if I'm going down, may as well go down kicking, right?)

- Chris

 

[MagusG]

ROFL
-Mag

 

[MERTON]

ms2's!!! they double as a mace

not them crappy new fangled spray kind either... or some r-10's!!! if you crash over a water body you can use them to float your way to safety

and also... take an angstrom two box

just drop it on the terrorists feet

and one of those head-fi thongs.. so you can trully enjoy a lady friend one last time

 

[minya]

Thank you, MERTON. You will be in my thoughts in my last minutes upon this Earth.

- Chris

 

[MagusG]

Quote:

Originally posted by minya Thank you, MERTON. You will be in my thoughts in my last minutes upon this Earth. - Chris

Don't forget the head-fi thong my friend.
-Mag

 

[vwap]

There's nothing cooler than a Terrorism Futures Market!

 

[KR...]

No one cares enough about Canada to bomb that place. You will be fine.

 

[Trounce]

KR...

Ouch.
Very, very ouch.

 

[KR...]

Quote:

Originally posted by Trounce KR... Ouch. Very, very ouch.

heheheh, hey at least you guys safe, so much so you don't even need a military.

 

[nanahachi]

Chris, can I pick up all your CDs, vinyl, and audio gear on the 8th? maybe your computer, cash, bank account numbers...yknow, all that good stuff youre leaving behind?

 

[minya]

Quote:

Originally posted by nanahachi Chris, can I pick up all your CDs, vinyl, and audio gear on the 8th? maybe your computer, cash, bank account numbers...yknow, all that good stuff youre leaving behind?

No way, dude. I'm bringing it with me. So I have it in the afterlife, y'know.

- Chris

 

[HighwayStar]

Quote:

Originally posted by minya MERTON, You will be in my thoughts in my last minutes upon this Earth...

Now if that's not a reason to live...

 

[fractus2]

not a weapon..., but take a cell phone.

 

[dhwilkin]

Quote:

fractus2 said... not a weapon..., but take a cell phone.

I can see the headlines now... "Irresponsible cell-phone user causes plane crash! [size=xx-small]Might've been some terrorists or something as well.[/size]"

 

[fractus2]

Yeah, it's gotten pretty ridiculous with the restrictions on electronic devices when flying.

But as a last resort, I'd alert someone so that they could thwart the terrorists' objective. If they have to take the plane down, so be it.