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Feb 23, 2004 at 5:45 AM Post #16 of 30
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Originally posted by Music Fanatic
I'm sorry, what's the moral of this story?


The moral might be:

that if he were smarter he might have been able to rip somebody off.
 
Feb 23, 2004 at 5:49 AM Post #17 of 30
Quote:

Originally posted by Music Fanatic
I'm sorry, what's the moral of this story?


Sorry for the double post -- I was too quick with the tab key and editing posts seems to be broken --

Anyway, the moral might be:

that one with no ethics takes the wrong path (or bus)

(or if he were smarter he might have been able rip someone off).
 
Feb 23, 2004 at 5:57 AM Post #18 of 30
Quote:

Originally posted by 3lusiv3
The moral of the story is...If you see a girl with big cans, ask if you can play with them even if it means missing your bus.


That has so many negative connotations to it. HAHAHAH.
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Feb 23, 2004 at 4:57 PM Post #21 of 30
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Originally posted by UberNewb
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Speaking of cans & girls (nothing to do with Of Mice and Men), I just love UberNewb's avitar...
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Just when I thought my ultimate fantasy was a menage a trois @the Delano, imagining those cans playing something like Enigma's "Carly's Song" or something from b-tribe just placed the bar a little higher...
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[size=xx-small]P.S. Oh, and do please excuse my politically incorrect post, thank you.[/size]
 
Feb 23, 2004 at 5:05 PM Post #22 of 30
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Originally posted by gpalmer
Uhhh, I'd slap you for worrying about headphones when there were women around, sigh, no wonder no women hang out around here!
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Darlin', there are a few of us....
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Feb 23, 2004 at 6:23 PM Post #23 of 30
Quote:

Originally posted by Achtunghoy
I didn't want the girls, I wanted the headphones. The girls were ugly. But dammit! I want some D77's!



Ugly is only a state of mind. Nothing that 8 pints of Theakstons won't sort.

Myself i've never been to bed with an ugly woman. I've woken up with a few though
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And i'd best not mention the one that went to school with my mother.
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Feb 23, 2004 at 7:17 PM Post #24 of 30
Originally posted by Achtunghoy
I didn't want the girls, I wanted the headphones. The girls were ugly. But dammit! I want some D77's![/QOUTE]

SMACK!!

Shame on you for wanting to rip people off.
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What if someone on this forum gave those phones to her??

What if she's a member herself?? You'll be ripping off one of us!

Wait, its more likely that we'll give you a dirty look and slap you on the spot.

Quote:

Originally posted by Trawlerman
Ugly is only a state of mind. Nothing that 8 pints of Theakstons won't sort.

Myself i've never been to bed with an ugly woman. I've woken up with a few though
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And i'd best not mention the one that went to school with my mother.
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SMACK!!

That should be a misdemeanor. Ugh! <shivers>
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Feb 23, 2004 at 7:24 PM Post #25 of 30
Quote:

Originally posted by Achtunghoy
I didn't want the girls, I wanted the headphones. The girls were ugly. But dammit! I want some D77's!


SMACK!!

Shame on you for wanting to rip people off.
wink.gif


What if someone on this forum gave those phones to her??

What if she's a member herself?? You'll be ripping off one of us!

Wait, its more likely that we'll give you a dirty look and slap you on the spot.

Quote:

Originally posted by Trawlerman
Ugly is only a state of mind. Nothing that 8 pints of Theakstons won't sort.

Myself i've never been to bed with an ugly woman. I've woken up with a few though
eek.gif
And i'd best not mention the one that went to school with my mother.
eek.gif
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SMACK!!

That should be a misdemeanor. Ugh! <shivers>
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Feb 23, 2004 at 7:26 PM Post #26 of 30
you have been virtually slapped.

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Feb 23, 2004 at 9:49 PM Post #28 of 30
(slap)

For not taking the opportunity to know a female who has on nice phones.

(SLAP)

For underestimating the ability of girls to understand headphones. How do you know she's not a member?

(SMACK)

For asking for a slap.

(SLAPSMACK)

For calling a girl with headphones ugly.

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See my sig to see a girl who also happens to wear Eggos. If you can't see my sig, I'm a member of Team Leggo my Eggo and Team Girl-Fi. And no, that wasn't me.
 

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