[N@Z]

This thread is hilarious! Made my day really...

Do let us know how you get on acidtripwow.

 

[wallijonn]

PD, Quote:

I met my first wife on a street corner where she and a friend were drinking MD20/20

I finally got that! (i just remembered what md20 was.) LOL. she must've been really young.

Dudlew, Quote:

The girls in church are sometimes the worst set. ........ wolves in sheep's clothing

Guess I'm gonna have to start going to church.

Budgie,
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Sorry plainsong, but I speak from what I have exsperienced

did you not mean "sexperienced"?

Zurg, I would have just asked her if she had anything in mind. she may or may not like sports, so it's easier to throw back the ball onto her side of the court.

Tuberoller - I fell in love so many times at that airport!

it seems that every woman with long legs was in vegas. but so many of them are only looking for the money. i met one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen at a strip joint there. i told her to get out of the business, find a nice guy, get married and have babies. she was definitely the "wife" type. and no, i didn't go in the back for a lap dance. my friend and i wondered why all the women were around us. it was so dark that we didn't notice that we were the only guys in the place. guess all the other guys were feeding $20 bills into slot machines instead of blowing it on drinks and dancers. but my friend is a strip joint addict, so i had to go with him. he almost had our asses kicked at 5 in the morning on the last day we were in vegas. seems he was putting the moves on a biker's dancer chick... man that guy just attracted trouble. he always found the worse bars to go to, and he never listened to me when i wanted to go to the "tourist" bars. noooo, he liked the natives trying to kick his ass.

another place that has women that are only interested in money is Jackson Hole, Wyoming. me, give me a nice country girl or cowgirl. montana women know which side their bread is buttered on.

 

[Vagamus]

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Originally posted by jessica00 hit on me and die a slow miserable death!. naw..but still.

So uh... come here often?

 

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[Vagamus]

Wagons? We don't need no steenking wagons! That wagon is just kindling with wheels! *burns it*

Wagons are for morons. Get a car.