[alota]

Or a new powerful dac board for jotunheim

 

[KoshNaranek]

Or, Mike's announced Eitr has some interesting roots that might make it the April Fool's joke.

Yes, the overwhelming probability is that the April fools joke will be on us.

 

[Clemmaster]

Oh boy, this Rane 14 is pure joy!

 

[KLJTech]

  How about all the sockets for the plugs in front and the switches on the back?

 
The problem is everyone would simply turn it around and use it the wrong way. 

 

[QueYo]

   
The problem is everyone would simply turn it around and use it the wrong way. 

They should announce that all power switches are now on the front and take pictures of their gear in nice racks with the back end facing out.

 

[Mike Foley]

I hope it's a new line of deep fryers.

And a pure silver iec cable for the kettle, to give that perfect cup of tea.

 

[Pandahead]

The Schiit Shave-n-Shower Internet Radio, with large stick on feet for attaching to tile walls. Free 1 year subscription to Turdal Music. Available only in satin silver, batteries not included, not MQA compatible!

 

[Timster]

  I'm in the market for some resonating wood blocks to put on my speakers to make them sound better.  Would it be possible or Schiit to offer this, but in a multi-bit version, which I guess would be multiple bits of wood?  Not quite sawdust, but multiple bits.  Of wood.  
 
And nothing cheap.

I can help you there.  I have lots of bits, of wood, at home.  Along with a workbench.
Some of my bits are hand cut, 160 year old Iron Bark from pristine riverbanks, having gown for hundreds of years before man and pollution.  Some them even have magnetic properties due to the square profile, hand made nails that penetrate and break the grain at audio-band specific intervals.  I cannot describe in words the improvements in my system having built racks with this timber....  Happy to help you out, for a modest fee!  

 

 

[Jason Stoddard]

  The Schiit Shave-n-Shower Internet Radio, with large stick on feet for attaching to tile walls. Free 1 year subscription to Turdal Music. Available only in satin silver, batteries not included, not MQA compatible!

Oh no, if we did that, we'd absolutely make it MQA-compatible. 

 

[FLTWS]

On April 1 Schiit are going to announce that they dropping the silver finish on all their products and that all future products will come in a black metal finish only,
making the existing silver finish products collectors items.

 

[winders]

 
Oh no, if we did that, we'd absolutely make it MQA-compatible. 

Don't you mean:
 
"Oh no, if we did that, we'd absolutely make it DSD512 and MQA-compatible."
 

 

[Faber65]

Schiit oil made with real snakes. You use it to polish the aluminium to restore orginal factory sound.

Schiit connector welding kits. You need to solder rca connectors for best SQ. friction contact connection isn't audiophile.

Schiit active noise cancelation. A box between dac and amp which records ambient sound and plays the reverse wave into the headphones. Has a knob to adjust the level

Talking about the snake oil, I foster some doubts about the opportunity to enter in such as crowded market. Too many products are already available.
Mine can be used also as a flux to improve the soldering.
It's absolutely fantastic, trust me.

 

[mbusby]

Power amplifier with steam powered output stage...

 

[Pyrolistical]

  Power amplifier with steam powered output stage...

steam is not only clean for the environment, its also clean for your sound!

 

[438555]

  On April 1 Schiit are going to announce that they dropping the silver finish on all their products and that all future products will come in a black metal finish only,
making the existing silver finish products collectors items.

Oh, schiit.  I thought you said finnish black metal...
https://youtu.be/kYNmGHhIJ8k