Reasons to buy BMW
post-792483
Post #2 of 29

austonia

Headphoneus Supremus
Joined
Nov 10, 2002
Messages
3,392
Reaction score
16
Joined
Nov 10, 2002
Posts
3,392
Likes
16
it's true.
 
     Share This Post       
post-792505
Post #3 of 29

pank2002

1000+ Head-Fier
Joined
May 18, 2003
Messages
1,213
Reaction score
10
Joined
May 18, 2003
Posts
1,213
Likes
10
anybody know a good bmw forum?
 
     Share This Post       
post-792574
Post #5 of 29

bangraman

Headphoneus Supremus
Joined
Oct 3, 2002
Messages
10,274
Reaction score
28
Joined
Oct 3, 2002
Posts
10,274
Likes
28
I think there must also be a formula which says 520i + 328i + Supra = no sex.
 
     Share This Post       
post-792629
Post #6 of 29

aerius

Banned
Joined
Oct 14, 2002
Messages
2,365
Reaction score
22
Joined
Oct 14, 2002
Posts
2,365
Likes
22
Yes, and how many of them followed the example set by Hugh Grant where he had sex with a hooker in the back of his Bimmer...remember folks, hookers don't count.
 
     Share This Post       
post-792681
Post #7 of 29

bhd812

Headphoneus Supremus
Joined
Dec 4, 2003
Messages
7,091
Reaction score
21
Joined
Dec 4, 2003
Posts
7,091
Likes
21
as far as cars and ladies (sex and stuff like that) goes for me, My audi TT and my porsche 911 havent had nothing...at all nothing.
when I first bought the TT I was laying down with a lady in the back hatch (the hatch was open and the back seats where folded down, our heads where towards the back of the car), I was messing around with the hatch and I closed it on our heads. the plastic sqeezed our heads in a locked place and we couldnt move and the keys we on the dash. I had was able to reach down and grab my phone (im luckly i had voice dialing) and I called my friend to help us. after that I havent even tried to kiss a girl let alone do anything with that car.

I was lucky with my 97 gts probe though, I never drove it and the only time I would is when I had a date (i traded it in last year with 25k miles)....so this car was like a P***Y wagon, it was really a love machine...damm I shouldnt of got rid of it..lol

and as few times I drove the 911 (had it for some time only driven it maybe 8 times) I havent even thought of women.
 
     Share This Post       
post-792896
Post #8 of 29

chiefroastbeef

1000+ Head-Fier
Joined
Mar 8, 2004
Messages
1,272
Reaction score
11
Joined
Mar 8, 2004
Posts
1,272
Likes
11
what if you're ugly?
 
     Share This Post       
post-792908
Post #9 of 29

raif

Headphoneus Supremus
Joined
Jan 23, 2002
Messages
2,046
Reaction score
16
Joined
Jan 23, 2002
Posts
2,046
Likes
16
Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefroastbeef
what if you're ugly?


then you move up to the m-5
 
     Share This Post       
post-792916
Post #10 of 29

chiefroastbeef

1000+ Head-Fier
Joined
Mar 8, 2004
Messages
1,272
Reaction score
11
Joined
Mar 8, 2004
Posts
1,272
Likes
11
LOL, how fast are the m-5s? here in dallas i've only seen two
 
     Share This Post       
post-792922
Post #11 of 29

Genetic

Headphoneus Supremus
Joined
Jul 8, 2003
Messages
3,124
Reaction score
11
Joined
Jul 8, 2003
Posts
3,124
Likes
11
Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefroastbeef
what if you're ugly?


But if you're not it's surprising what public transportation can do for you...


Amicalement
 
     Share This Post       
post-792951
Post #12 of 29

Gopher

Member of the Trade: LampizatOr Audio
Joined
Aug 16, 2002
Messages
1,918
Reaction score
36
Joined
Aug 16, 2002
Posts
1,918
Likes
36
eww! my parents drive bmws.

icky
 
     Share This Post       
post-793219
Post #13 of 29

superjohnny

500+ Head-Fier
Joined
Aug 27, 2003
Messages
569
Reaction score
16
Joined
Aug 27, 2003
Posts
569
Likes
16
Quote:

Originally Posted by aerius
Yes, and how many of them followed the example set by Hugh Grant where he had sex with a hooker in the back of his Bimmer...remember folks, hookers don't count.


Then you're not doing it right. Hookers absolutely do count


I love my '86 325. I will sell it just as soon as it is completely dead. Wonderful automobile and built like a dang tank.
 
     Share This Post       
post-793281
Post #14 of 29

beetledude

New Head-Fier
Joined
Apr 5, 2004
Messages
33
Reaction score
10
Joined
Apr 5, 2004
Posts
33
Likes
10
Quote:

Originally Posted by raif
then you move up to the m-5



hey, I have an M5 -- why are you implying here?
 
     Share This Post       
post-793294
Post #15 of 29

lan

Videographus Supremus:Makes audio cables using super-advanced materials, like "some clear tape" and "some not so clear tape."
Joined
Sep 4, 2002
Messages
8,604
Reaction score
13
Joined
Sep 4, 2002
Posts
8,604
Likes
13
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gopher
eww! my parents drive bmws.
icky



Don't like the possibility how you were conceived?
 
     Share This Post       

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 1)

Top