Post your strange fortune cookie "fortune"
Jul 11, 2007 at 12:56 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 32
Jon L

Jon L

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Opened one up today and it says:

"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."

What the...? That can't be from no Chinese fortune teller IMO.
 
Jul 11, 2007 at 1:46 AM Post #2 of 32
"If you think no one appreciates that you're alive... miss a few car payments and find out."
 
Jul 11, 2007 at 2:54 AM Post #5 of 32
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Jul 11, 2007 at 2:56 AM Post #6 of 32
"You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music." Well duh!
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The real trick to fortunes, is to add an ending. So with every fortune you read, add the following to the end, "... in the bed". It certainly makes for fun table conversation in the Chinese resturant!
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Jul 11, 2007 at 3:29 AM Post #8 of 32
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Jul 11, 2007 at 5:10 AM Post #13 of 32
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That wasn't chicken.


Cat... the other white meat.



... just kidding. Dog is tastier.
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