ok, who's going to shoot the turkey?

Dec 23, 2002 at 10:09 PM Thread Starter Post #1 of 15
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rich, buttery nougat.

ok, the turkey keep appearing and disappearing. why god, why?


aaagh! it's gone again!
 
Dec 23, 2002 at 10:31 PM Post #2 of 15
<- comes back with AWP

I think I got it.
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Dec 23, 2002 at 11:46 PM Post #3 of 15
nope. still there. he's LOOKING at me.

btw, what is an awp? articulated windup popsicle?
 
Dec 24, 2002 at 12:08 AM Post #4 of 15
Arctic Warfare Magnum. (no I don't know where the P came from) The one-hit-kill sniper rifle from Counter-Strike...

*pulls out Benelli auto-shotgun*

"Heeeeere turkey-turkey-turkey... heeeere turkey-werky..."

BOOM-CHBOOM-CHBOOM-CHBOOM

*steps back to admire the reddish hues of the abstract painting that just appeared on the wall*

Turkey? What turkey?
 
Dec 24, 2002 at 12:43 AM Post #6 of 15
Uh-oh, I think you just pissed it off, killer turkey ahoy!
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Dec 24, 2002 at 12:47 AM Post #7 of 15
Aw, man, I was hoping I wouldn't have to pull this thing out...

*whine of high-voltage capacitors charging up in the background*

"EAT HOT AUTOMATIC-RAILGUN SLUGS, SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!!"

ZEEW!-ZEEW!-ZEEW!-ZEEW!-ZEEW!-ZEEW!

Someone pass the gravy.
 
Dec 24, 2002 at 1:05 AM Post #8 of 15
Greetings turkey, meet the Barret M82 high power rifle, 10 rounds of semi-auto .50 cal goodness! That ought to be enough firepower to put down the pesky turkey. If not, we can always load it up with the explosive tipped .50 cal rounds. Die turkey, Die! Die! DIE!
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Dec 24, 2002 at 2:45 AM Post #9 of 15
"Say hello to my little friend..."
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Now about that little turkey, should our bids be public or private
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Dec 24, 2002 at 3:44 AM Post #11 of 15
Quote:

Originally posted by Born2bwire
My favorite is the 20MM spent-uranium tipped gatling gun on the A10 Thunderbolt II.


That's the one that will melt if fired for more than 10 secs, right?
 
Dec 24, 2002 at 4:12 AM Post #12 of 15
The 'P' in AWP is for Police. It's the Police version of the gun. Long live Beta 6.6 and below!
 
Dec 24, 2002 at 4:56 AM Post #14 of 15
OK, I'm confused, are we talking games here ? Cause I was just breaking out the Spaz 12 and the StreetSweeper...

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Dec 24, 2002 at 5:38 AM Post #15 of 15
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Now about that little turkey, should our bids be public or private



bahahahahahahhahahhaha....sorry i came to this party late....

man, you guys took all the good toys...i guess an M1a abrhams would be overkill?
 
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