My TT had its own blinding spray...lol

[bhd812]

So I must confess that I am not such a nice boy, infact if you piss me off on the road I will get you back...and at the same time I will make it look like I am not even thinking of you..let me explain.

My Audi TT has this headlight washing setup, its pretty cool really. When my headlights are on (which they are anytime I drive) and I wanna wash my windshield I hold the lever down a extra second and these little jets pop out about 6inchs from my front bumper, then they shoot washinf fluid at my headlights. The coolest thing about these jets are they hit the car's on the side and the back of you somuch that they have to wipe and wash their windshields...lol

So when someone piss's me off on the road I just pull along side of them and act like their is something on my windshield, then out of nowhere SPPPPSPSPPPPPP their clean black car is covered with my juice...lol hahahahahaha

I do this so much that I have to refill my washing fluid every two weeks..lol


I love being a bad boy..hehe

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video of the action, imagine the car in motion

 

[roadtonowhere08]

LOL, it's like playing Twisted Metal without missiles. That is funny. Fight the good fight, but don't cause any accidents

 

[mjg]

if you did that to me, i would reach over into my gravel bucket and shower you with pebbles. I was at a point reduction course, and a psychologist guy told me he had a patient that did that (we were on the road rage subject)

haha j/k, becareful bud, someone might not find that cute.

that is prettyf unny though. Actually, i'm installing hella super tones sometime soon. So if i get annoyed, i'll just make them jump out of their skin.

 

[bln]

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Originally Posted by mjg haha j/k, becareful bud, someone might not find that cute

Exactly. Same thing when you're rude or a smartass to a telemarketer; prepare for your 8.30 am call Saturday.

 

[bhd812]

i know about being careful but the act is so good.

today this iroc kept cutting me off, he must of cut me off like 5 times. I am sitting in my car blasting andrea boceilli (opera to this dude) and singing along just minding my own business and not even giving a care for what this dude is doing. he was getting pretty pissed cause he kept doing it and I wouldnt even look at him...I just kept singing away in my own little world.
at a stop light I get out of my car and pretend to scratch my windshield with my fingure..i was doing a little acting for the dude in the iroc, infact when I got back in my car I heard him say something about my germen car etc..I didnt pay nomind. the light changed and I got in front of him and all of a sudden blast....lol his car was covered in it. and the best part is the iroc was black and you could tell this butthead just waxed it...hahahahaha.
at the next light I am still singing my opera and I look over at him and he just is looking at me so pissed..lol I looked like "ok? your weird"..then I noticed the spot on my windshield again.....hahahahaha BAMMMMMMM lol then i heard him screaming..I almost started laughing so I just drove off....


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[roadtonowhere08]

That qualifies as the funniest story I have ever heard on the 'net

God is looking down upon you with a huge grin

 

[JeffL]

Thats friggin' hilarious! ROFLMAO

 

[bhd812]

i added a video of the washer action to the orignal post...watch..lol

 

[ipodstudio]

LOL! I got tired of folks in Stockholm all acting like mini-police and doing their best to stop me overtaking when I wanted to or other such irritating things. In the end I went to the local police station and picked up 40 application forms. Everytime someone behaved in such a manner I would stop them and hand them an application form asking them to fill it in and return it to the address at the bottom if they really wanted to be police....

Some of the reactions I got were pretty funny and it stopped me being too mad...

Never did stop a policemen in plain clothing, no....

 

[KYTGuy]

It has always been my dream to have a "digester/slops bucket" gun that I could use whenever I came upon a cigarette smoker who taps his/her ashes out their partially open window, or throws his/her butts out.

In my Walter Mitty dream, I would pass them, with the gun firing rapidfire soggy, brown, smelly butts into their open window, along with smelly tobaccojuice slime.

I drive a big SUV, with a huge diesel turbo engine 6.5 liters. Whenever anyone follows too closely, I just nail the throttle, throwing out a nice greasy, black, sooty cloud for them to breathe, and I don't let up for a while, so they get a bunch of it. Usually makes them follow a little further behind, or else they have to really seriously speed to pass. Once I got a fellow who was truly a (Sierra Hotel) and when he passed me at about eighty, he also passed an interested member of the Constabulary, resulting in a sporty toot-toot and a hearty wave as I repassed him "splaining hisself" to the nice policeman. It was in a school zone, and posted speed was 20...that's gonna hurt! I knew the cop was there, as I go that way often.

 

[Edwood]

I do that with my windshield washer fluid spray. But be careful, one time, I did that to a guy that was majorly tailgating me. He got pissed off, sped around me (going into oncoming traffic), slammed the brakes in front of me. Jumped out of his car yelling at me for getting his car "dirty". I told him in a firm voice, that if I so much as see him move funny, I'd run him over.

So, I don't use that trick so much anymore. Not worth getting shot over. Or running over some dumbass that tries.

-Ed

 

[ayt999]

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Originally Posted by bhd812 i added a video of the washer action to the orignal post...watch..lol

hahaha. that's some heavy duty cleaning going on right there.

not that I would be driving anywhere near Chicago any time soon, but I'll be sure to be nice to people in silver TT's.

 

[MrSlacker]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i almost started to cry after i read post about the guy in black car LOL

 

[bLue_oNioN]

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Originally Posted by Edwood I do that with my windshield washer fluid spray. But be careful, one time, I did that to a guy that was majorly tailgating me. He got pissed off, sped around me (going into oncoming traffic), slammed the brakes in front of me. Jumped out of his car yelling at me for getting his car "dirty". I told him in a firm voice, that if I so much as see him move funny, I'd run him over. So, I don't use that trick so much anymore. Not worth getting shot over. Or running over some dumbass that tries. -Ed

That is REALLY scary... going into oncoming traffic?! What a lunatic...

 

[Mr.PD]

Doesn't it bother you that your car is also getting all soapy, and gummy?


KYTGuy, what is the problem with someone flicking ashes? I understand the butts part, but ashes?