I'm really amazed of seeing one of these threads still alive without the interference of the vinyl zealots...LOL...
I'm with you guys, simply I can't stand the noise and all LPs (even just open new) will deliver it...I grew up listening and selling LPs, and trust me that there is no such a silent LP, none, cero, nada, all LPs have surface noise at least which inherent ot hte media, and all of them a pop and scratch once in a while, even while new...
There is no $2.00 decent LP, that is IMO a plain lie, unless a junk LP from a Salvation Army, a very good condition LP will sell for almost as a good used CD, you can find nowdays cheaper CDs than LPs due to availabllity...
Music on LP that is not relesed in CD exist (and the other way around as well) of course, but is the less, and trust me that to find one of those LPs in good condition is not easy neither.
Just one that cross my mind now, Brian May and Friends: "Starfleet Project" It was never relesed on CD and all the LPs I have been able to find for cheap are all busted, and a new one, if you are able to find it, cost you an arm and a leg...so I picked uo a copy on Cd from eBay and ended my search, copy that was done from an LP, and is far from sounding good...
Of all the analog media existent, IMO, people had chosen one of the less apropriate to stick to the analog world...I ahve a firend that still has a lot of reel to reel tapes, oh man that sounds so sweet...!!!