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Yeah, this goes out to you Ninjas and Pirates; to you mercs and house-thieves; to you armchair assasins - I want to know who's record is the worst.
I'll start.
Ultima VII
Though I am not a pirate or Ninja, I slaughtered an entire town in Origin System's Ultima VII. Serpent's Hold which is full of trained knights and fighters was no match for my band of 4, a bag of dirty diapers and some fireballs. Not one was left standing - not one.
Then I moved on to Phelom and did the same and finally, before feeling guilty and a bit sick, went on to slay Lord British with the Plaque trick.
Despite saving Britannia yet again, I was and am the worst villain the world has seen.
Wing Commander II
The mangy Hobbes was the first to go: he always is. He pleaded with me too many times and was too forgiving. Before he had time to switch to missiles, I had cracked his transparent aluminium cockpit with my mass drivers. Then, I blew up the other wingman before taking heavy heavy fire from the TCS Concordia. Well, as a true badass, I took it down before my hyperdrive went out and my automatic pilot was shot.
Smoking and wrecked, I headed to the enemy capital ship which this time did not fire back at me but despite my many hails, did not bid me welcome aboard. Friendly banter from the enemy is not to be trusted: so with the remaining burst of afterburners, I kamikazied my way into the hull and died a heroless death but one that will (hopefully) be remembered here.
Super Mario Brothers I
I never saved the princes - I kidnapped her from Bowser.
I'll start.
Ultima VII
Though I am not a pirate or Ninja, I slaughtered an entire town in Origin System's Ultima VII. Serpent's Hold which is full of trained knights and fighters was no match for my band of 4, a bag of dirty diapers and some fireballs. Not one was left standing - not one.
Then I moved on to Phelom and did the same and finally, before feeling guilty and a bit sick, went on to slay Lord British with the Plaque trick.
Despite saving Britannia yet again, I was and am the worst villain the world has seen.
Wing Commander II
The mangy Hobbes was the first to go: he always is. He pleaded with me too many times and was too forgiving. Before he had time to switch to missiles, I had cracked his transparent aluminium cockpit with my mass drivers. Then, I blew up the other wingman before taking heavy heavy fire from the TCS Concordia. Well, as a true badass, I took it down before my hyperdrive went out and my automatic pilot was shot.
Smoking and wrecked, I headed to the enemy capital ship which this time did not fire back at me but despite my many hails, did not bid me welcome aboard. Friendly banter from the enemy is not to be trusted: so with the remaining burst of afterburners, I kamikazied my way into the hull and died a heroless death but one that will (hopefully) be remembered here.
Super Mario Brothers I
I never saved the princes - I kidnapped her from Bowser.
