Well I was sitting one day and out of the blue I remembered my grandpa. He is a sweet person with a generous heart.
I remembered a day he was all grumpy and fuddy duddy. He goes to the bathroom with a scowl on his face and I was bewildered. After about 2 hours he comes out with this huge goofy grin on his face. I asked him what happened and he told me a line in Gujarati which I will translate into English:
"The day always seems brighter when you come out of the bathroom
After saying that he flashed me a grin which looked like he was smiling for president
I would classify that as an original quote as I don't think he has ever heard that one before. By the way if any of you are wondering why he said that line ..... it's because he has constipation problems
Would anyone like to share some memorable quotes? moments?
Dad: "I had a bad day today, I kept thinking I was gonna go to hell for being christian."
Grandma, Dads side: "SHAWN!!! Make sure the towel on the floor is straight you left wrinkles in it... ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??!!"
Grandpa, Dads side: "...." (never met him, yet he lives)
Step Grandpa: "Ruff Ruff"
Uncle1 : Lying face down in the sand on waiki beach after no one had seen him for over 5 years and my Dad stumbles upon him by chance... "Leave me alone."
Uncle2 : Business man, bachelors in business asks me, a 17 year old... "Do you know of any good stocks?"
Uncle3 : "Were gonna roast a pig in your honor!" And they did, but I didnt partake of it.
Aunt : "Do you ever free willy?"
Mom: *Pounding on the steering wheel* and yelling "NOBODY HELPS ME, YOU DONT HELP ME, NINA DOESNT HELP ME, *******IT" as we careen down the highway.
Grandma, Moms side: "They say vinegar and olive oil will cure anything."
Grandpa, moms side: "My mom murdered my father, she poisoned him." "I remember at his funeral she collapsed on his casket after everyone had left yelling 'Oh god what have I done'." Probably lying out his ass.
"I'm dying of cancer and I'm moving to Tennessee." Years later he still lives.
Sister: "I had this dream that you and your friends were dancing around outside the house sewing oranges on string like popcorn and singing ring around the rosie."
Me: After reading Metamorphosis I pretended with my sister that I thought I was turning into a cow, I did it for 2 days until she started crying.... "Nina... Nina help, HEEEELLLPP, aaarrrhghggh, helllp.... moo- STOP IT, maaahhaooooo... Im a cow, Im a cow Im a COW, Im a cow...." she starts sobbing...
Aunt1 moms side: "These vegetables don't taste like bleach."