When I was 1 and a half the nieghbor child took my scooter thing, he wouldnt get off so I rubbed his face in the concrete.
I made this kid eat snails and grass when I was 3. I even convinced the kid that he liked them and he often ate them of his own accord afterwards.
When I was 3 1/2 I punched a hypoglycemic kid in the nose.
Another kid who tore up my kite earlier that year left a bunch of transformers in front of my house in the dirt. I contemplated stealing them but knew my mom would ask questions so I ripped them to pieces instead and scattered them all over his doorstep.
I later befriended the transformer kid and went over to his house once. He had this clubhouse and we were going to have this sleep over, but, he went back in house for something and while he was gone I pissed all over the club house and went home.
When I was four I took a crap under these peoples window whose child I hated.
When I was 4 or 5 I smacked this kid upside the head with a big ass log I could barely lift.
Then I started school and they broke my spirit.
But I often called my teachers bitches!
I cut this kids bike cables hoping he would have an accident. Nothing happened for about a week so I threw his bike in the creek.
There was this kid called skipper and in 8th grade I loaned him a dollar. He was much bigger than me but I had been asking for my dollar back for about 2 weeks and finally I told him he needed to pay it back now. After harassing him for a moment he gave me 2 quarters. That really pissed me off for some reason so I proceeded to bounce off the back of his skull one at a time as hard as I could possibly throw them (I played baseball). Later he tried to sucker punch me in the hallway but I dodged and he punched the **** out of a brick wall. I laughed at him and that was that.
I was in class and this dumb kid came in to the room and bumped into me, I was about to turn around and apologize when he kicked the **** out of my knee. The wrenching pain caused a fury within me... The teacher wasnt there so I floored him with one punch.
I went to a doctors office for a physical in 9th grade. I failed it because I was taking tons of medication for the flu and a chest infection but the appointment had been made so whatever I just went and hoped I could explain that I was ill. He determined that I was not fit and he failed me(the medication I was taking had caused me to have a somewhat accelerated resting pulse rate), I called him an incompitent dumb ****, and walked out of the office ranting and raving about what a stupid **** he was. I had a follow up physical with another doctor and passed with flying colors.
Some kid said he wanted marijuana, I knew nothing about it so I crushed up some leaves and sold him a bag of dried leaves for 5 bucks. He then proceeded to sneak out of class and smoke it. I'm not sure what the effect was but he never complained.
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Thats my story.