[Jason Stoddard]

Hey all,
 
In a not-quite-entirely-frivolous announcement, we're introducing a short pair of RCA cables for stacking our amps and DACs: the Schiit PYST.
 
Yes, PYST. PYST was the god of drinking in Norse mythology. He’d be much better-known if he wasn’t getting schiit-faced all the time. Or, well, not actually. PYST stands for Put Your Schiit Together.
 
Schiit SuperHyperUltraGigaTechnology in Every Pair
These cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.
 
Or, er, well, again . . . no. These are nice, high-quality cables, with solid, reliable connectors. And they’re short. And not too expensive. That’s it. We hope you like them!
 
$20 for a set of 6" made-in-USA cables is the bottom line.

 

[caracara08]

huh?
lol
 
look good though.

 

[TrollDragon]

Mmmmm tesseract field Unobtanium™ 

 
Those PYST are some nice looking SCHIIT!
 
I always wondered why there were no really short cables for gear that stacks.
 
Great Job!
 

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[tzjin]

Nice. Any chance of a nice black that would match the beautiful cases? Right-angle plugs would be even nicer if they are just supposed to go that short distance.

 

[TrollDragon]

+1 for the Right Angles.

 

[rhythmdevils]

Respect for the awesome post Jason!  And the great looking cables at a great price.  Oddly enough, the lack of BS actually makes me want to buy one of your amps.  Funny how that works. 

 

[Jason Stoddard]

In case anyone is wondering, we've gone to great lengths to obscure who's making those cables for us--unless you can read the very obvious branding on the connectors and wire.
 
Hint: It's Straight Wire, and the cable is Flexconnect II.

 

[Asr]

What about an XLR version? For Gungnir + Mjolnir, for example.

 

[caracara08]

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What about an XLR version? For Gungnir + Mjolnir, for example.

TBA im sure.

 

[OldSkool]

Ha! Love the Schiity accessories!

 
Jason, I'm hoping you finally have someone working on t-shirt designs, hmmm?
 

 

[Jason Stoddard]

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What about an XLR version? For Gungnir + Mjolnir, for example.

 
Coming...will be a bit more pricey because of the connectors. Different cable, too, I believe. Still playing.

 

[ultrabike]

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Respect for the awesome post Jason!  And the great looking cables at a great price.  Oddly enough, the lack of BS actually makes me want to buy one of your amps.  Funny how that works. 

 
+1

 

[tzjin]

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Respect for the awesome post Jason!  And the great looking cables at a great price.  Oddly enough, the lack of BullSchiit actually makes me want to buy one of your amps.  Funny how that works. 

 
+1
 
You have to respect an honest manufacturer.

 

[Steve Eddy]

PYST cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.
 
What? They're not cryoed? Pffft! Wouldn't give you $10 for 'em.

 
se

 

[kevin gilmore]

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These cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.

 
Ten extra bonus points for this post.
 
But you did forget the part about dunking them in superconducting helium superfluid.