Nick Dangerous
Mr. Tuberrific
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Holy smokes. You think Phantom Menace was bad (and it was)... wait until you see the Star Wars Holiday Special. I bought the remastered edition on VCD, and let me tell you it tears apart the fabric of the galaxy with its godawfulness.
Favorite moments:
Boba Fett whacking his dinosaur complaining "...all they ever do is eat."
Remember the holographic chessboard from the movie? Lumpy (Chewbacca's son) watches a projection of neon-jumpsuited sideshow kooks dancing to a 60's era Moog experimentalist fantasy. It lasts forever and really sucks.
Bea Arthur, the cantina bartender, pouring drinks into Harvey Korman's funnel head while asking him to stop hitting on her.
While in front of the entire family, Itchy (Chewbacca's dad) fires up a virtual sex simulation chair. A seductive earth woman teases and then sings to him while he grunts and groans. This was highly disturbing. I'm still trying to block out the memory of it.
Evil stormtroopers systematically destroying Lumpy's toys.
Harvey Korman again, hosting a cooking show as a large black four-armed transvestite chef with a humongous heart-shaped hairdo. "Whip, stir, whip, whip, stir".
Harrison Ford telling the wookiee family "You're all a very important part of my life" and hugging absolutely everyone.
Favorite moments:
Boba Fett whacking his dinosaur complaining "...all they ever do is eat."
Remember the holographic chessboard from the movie? Lumpy (Chewbacca's son) watches a projection of neon-jumpsuited sideshow kooks dancing to a 60's era Moog experimentalist fantasy. It lasts forever and really sucks.
Bea Arthur, the cantina bartender, pouring drinks into Harvey Korman's funnel head while asking him to stop hitting on her.
While in front of the entire family, Itchy (Chewbacca's dad) fires up a virtual sex simulation chair. A seductive earth woman teases and then sings to him while he grunts and groans. This was highly disturbing. I'm still trying to block out the memory of it.
Evil stormtroopers systematically destroying Lumpy's toys.
Harvey Korman again, hosting a cooking show as a large black four-armed transvestite chef with a humongous heart-shaped hairdo. "Whip, stir, whip, whip, stir".
Harrison Ford telling the wookiee family "You're all a very important part of my life" and hugging absolutely everyone.