It's official, Apple iBuds make you sterile!

[mark_h]

Well according to Green peace!

iPhone headphones a danger to the family jewels? - iPod Accessories - AppleSource

 

[iObfuscate]

Lol so thats what that smell was!

When I first got mine I took a huge wiff of it LMAO.

Probably the same deal with the "new car smell" smell too.

 

[Pangaea]

Well (hopefully) we're all safe.

 

[Rednamalas1]

I have spare pair of ibuds stored up my *** to give them out to children.

uh oh.

 

[NajoBB]

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Originally Posted by Pangaea /img/forum/go_quote.gif Well (hopefully) we're all safe.

 

[i_don't_know]

So the naive rich kids in school might be sterile...


Lol.

 

[Drag0n]

So then, Ipods for girls and Zunes for boys

 

[jonathanjong]

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I have spare pair of ibuds stored up my *** to give them out to children. uh oh.

Yep. Super near to the old jools too.

 

[TacticalPenguin]

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Originally Posted by Drag0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif So then, Ipods for girls and Zunes for boys

Or ipods for both to increase the natural birth control twice as much. Or get some tubes tied up.

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Drag0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif So then, Ipods for girls and Zunes for boys

and Cowon iAudios are for people who are too cool to be classified into a gender.

 

[toughnut]

so ibud is a threat to humanity?

That's has been in my mind for years and seem like the threat is true after all

 

[i_don't_know]

Earbuds + Agent Orange = iBuds

 

[qusp]

yeah well IMO ibud users should be sterilized anyway; that way they cant reproduce

 

[Libertad]

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif and Cowon iAudios are for people who are too cool to be classified into a gender.

Thank god i fall into that category then. Now i not only cringe when i see people with ibuds but now i weep for them too.

 

[ZoNtO]

I wish I would have had this information for a research paper I just did about earphones and hearing damage. It would have been a glorious twist to add in the possible threat of sterility along with tinnitus!

YAHTZEE!