I just had a thought about cigarettes

[bpm2000]

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Originally Posted by oicdn /img/forum/go_quote.gif If you're a dude, and smoke cigarettes...you're a pansy. I mean, look at the way you hold a cigarette, between your two fingers...lol. Also, cigars are for men, hence the suffix at the end "-ette". You're smoking a womens version of a cigar, a real mans tobacco fix. You hold it like a man, get a man sized serving of tobacco and it's wrapped in tobacco leaves, not pansy paper....you're smoking cigarETTES...you mineas well be wearing your wifes panties, and join her out on the patio for your smoke break.... Hence the reason I label cigarETTES B.!.T.C.H. sticks. Smoking = teh ghey A man smoking a cigarETTE = teh ghey so that must mean...... lol.

This just may be one of the dumbest posts I've seen here at head-fi, and I've been here since day 1.

 

[TheMarchingMule]

This would all be avoided if you all just chose the smart path of not trying them in the first place

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

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Originally Posted by kingsqueak /img/forum/go_quote.gif Half a mil on prostitutes. If avg price of a whore is $40 , that works out to 12500 calls.

I've known a couple, most in the $250 - $500 ballpark. I don't think I could get too friendly with a $40 piece of felt.

As for the "cigarettes are gayer than cigars" idea:

Which one looks more like a penis that you put in your mouth?

 

[Edwood]

 

[oicdn]

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Originally Posted by bpm2000 /img/forum/go_quote.gif This just may be one of the dumbest posts I've seen here at head-fi, and I've been here since day 1.

I take it you smoke

...and I also take it you can't read sacasm...but, in a literal and proper english definition, it's true.

ette = girl
Man smoking a cigarETTE = pansy

So, that would infer, that cigar = the mans tobacco stick...

Would the term f.a.g. be OK used here? Considering, it is afterall, the english (UK) term for cigarette....there goes another reference for your cigarETTE smokers, lol.

I keeeed, I keeeeed....

 

[bpm2000]

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Originally Posted by oicdn /img/forum/go_quote.gif I take it you smoke ...and I also take it you can't read sacasm...but, in a literal and proper english definition, it's true. ette = girl Man smoking a cigarETTE = pansy So, that would infer, that cigar = the mans tobacco stick... Would the term f.a.g. be OK used here? Considering, it is afterall, the english (UK) term for cigarette....there goes another reference for your cigarETTE smokers, lol. I keeeed, I keeeeed....

Oh please

If you want to play the interpretation game, I didn't call you post dumb because of the "sarcasm".

And for the record I am currently a non-smoker.

 

[Edwood]

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Originally Posted by oicdn /img/forum/go_quote.gif I take it you smoke ...and I also take it you can't read sacasm...but, in a literal and proper english definition, it's true. ette = girl Man smoking a cigarETTE = pansy So, that would infer, that cigar = the mans tobacco stick... Would the term f.a.g. be OK used here? Considering, it is afterall, the english (UK) term for cigarette....there goes another reference for your cigarETTE smokers, lol. I keeeed, I keeeeed....

Actually, what you are saying about origin of cigarettes is quite true.

I wonder how many manly Marlboro Men realize that the real reason for the nickname of Marlboro "Reds" was that the filter end was red so that women's lipstick stains would not show up on them.

-Ed