I already admit defeat!I'll take the enormous corpus of scientific data and papers on the subject from AES over your feelings on the subject. If we could ever actually do this test, you would lose. I say this with 100% certainty.
Silly me, When you said "I will be disrespectful" and set a bet, foolishly I assumed it was all in a light-hearted manner, with a smiley on your face!
I know now you were serious - so my hats off to you, you won, thank god you can not sue me for the grand - nothing to stop you do a victory lap.
You were correct, my Chord Mojo sounds as bad (or as good) as my Huawei phone with one of those USB-C to 3.5mm jacks attached.
Anybody out there wanna buy a Mojo, only thrown to a wall once!
in good condition . . .