Headfi turned me into a possible pervert

[DSlayerZX]

today while I was shopping for my water supply for the next one week (college)

I starting thinking about my HD650 and the current thin cloth that I use in place of foam. and I thought.... hmmm... CVS might sell some stockings. So I went on my search for it... after wondering around for 10 minutes, I was standing in front of a variety of them, don't know what to chose. I decided to chose the thinnest one so I start feeling the sample. Unluckily, there was also another college girl about to buy stuff near it. I was kind of concentrating on my search so I didn't realized that someone was next to me. Until.......... I finally found the right material and stood up

I saw a beautiful looking girl staring at me in sort of ... hmm disbelieve/interest?!?!

I felt kind of bad, grab the black one, and went straight to the cashier.

As for the cashier, she was scanning my stuff...... food, drink, etc, and there was a literate pause when she was about to scan the stocking.

Lesson learned.... headfi will turn you into a pervert in an average person's eyes.

 

[GlendaleViper]

A true pervert would have asked the cute girl if you looked better in sheer or fishnets and then bought both, plus red.

 

[Thelonious Monk]

darnit, when i saw "college girl" i thought things were gonna get heated...

 

[mrarroyo]

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Originally Posted by DSlayerZX /img/forum/go_quote.gif today while I was shopping for my water supply for the next one week (college) I starting thinking about my HD650 and the current thin cloth that I use in place of foam. and I thought.... hmmm... CVS might sell some stockings. So I went on my search for it... after wondering around for 10 minutes, I was standing in front of a variety of them, don't know what to chose. I decided to chose the thinnest one so I start feeling the sample. Unluckily, there was also another college girl about to buy stuff near it. I was kind of concentrating on my search so I didn't realized that someone was next to me. Until.......... I finally found the right material and stood up I saw a beautiful looking girl staring at me in sort of ... hmm disbelieve/interest?!?! I felt kind of bad, grab the black one, and went straight to the cashier. As for the cashier, she was scanning my stuff...... food, drink, etc, and there was a literate pause when she was about to scan the stocking. Lesson learned.... headfi will turn you into a pervert in an average person's eyes.

OK the bad news is that it gets worse and it has nothing to do with Head-Fi. Wait till you are married and your wife sends you to the market for FDS (feminine deodorant spray), tampons, ...

 

[KenW]

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Originally Posted by mrarroyo /img/forum/go_quote.gif OK the bad news is that it gets worse and it has nothing to do with Head-Fi. Wait till you are married and your wife sends you to the market for FDS (feminine deodorant spray), tampons, ...

Been there, done that. Ain't no biggie. In my business, I use a lot of KY jelly. That one always gets a look, too. Just give 'em a sly wink and move on. Occasionally, you'll get a phone number which ain't too bad.....well, it is because I'm married but it's still flattering.

 

[Duggeh]

When I go to buy stockings I'm going to tell them its for when I rob the bank.

 

[Kirosia]

You coulda said it was for your girlfriend.

 

[KenW]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif You coulda said it was for your girlfriend.

Works with both the stockings AND the KY!

 

[DSlayerZX]

well... I was kind of hmmmm embarrass to say so... =_=

Yeah, I start to believe that moving to America at 12 really hurt my confidence
... I am not as out going as I used to before I immigrant.

 

[ChickenGod]

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Originally Posted by Duggeh /img/forum/go_quote.gif When I go to buy stockings I'm going to tell them its for when I rob the bank.

LOL LOL LOL!!!

 

[Superpredator]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif You coulda said it was for your girlfriend.

The problem with this one is if you're single. Girls can tell.

 

[DSlayerZX]

hell, even guys can tell. Last summer, I met with one of my friend that I didn't see for around 3 years. The first thing he ever told me is
"Frank, you still don't have a girl friend aren't you"

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by Superpredator /img/forum/go_quote.gif The problem with this one is if you're single. Girls can tell.

Mom?

 

[3x331m]

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Originally Posted by DSlayerZX /img/forum/go_quote.gif I saw a beautiful looking girl staring at me in sort of ... hmm disbelieve/interest?!?!

Believe me !!! She's more interested than disbelieve.

One time my wife asked me to pickup some stockings for her at Macy's, and the next day she told me that she likes what I did for her. She said it shows that I won't hesitate to walk the extra mile to take care of her and the family.

Yeehaaahhh... I'm her man!!!!

 

[Thelonious Monk]

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Originally Posted by 3x331m /img/forum/go_quote.gif Believe me !!! She's more interested than disbelieve. One time my wife asked me to pickup some stockings for her at Macy's, and the next day she told me that she likes what I did for her. She said it shows that I won't hesitate to walk the extra mile to take care of her and the family. Yeehaaahhh... I'm her man!!!!

how about undergarments? i was dared to go into victoria's secret and pick 3 items of my choice to buy. it was pretty nerve racking with people staring at me but i think it was worth it... i guessed the cup sizes of the girls (the guy i was with didn't get anything, poor him) that dared me to and bought bras. i think i'm pretty brave!