Man this country's gonna get real old soon, a few more decades then BAM!, it'll have to get one of those motorized chair thingies. Then get it all supa pimped out, to make france and england jealous. And it's gotta shoot m-80s n whistlers, with the star-spangled banner blasting on 6' subs.
Eh, I'm just mad that I can't get a roast beef n a taco cause most of the stores are closed.