[tortie]

I've seen lots of funny sigs here in head-fi. Here are my current favorites:

"I hope I die peaceful and in my sleep like my grandfather......
Not screaming in terror, like the three passengers in his car."

"I bought an RV cause I'm on the run from the "Stax Mafia". They'll never catch me."

"Just a firendly fire to warm them up litle flames nothing big at all. The house seemed so cold, and now theyre screaming from joy, they realy love the fire dont they."

 

[Demolition]

My signature is the best.

D.

 

[Permonic]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demolition My signature is the best. D.

Simply the best.

 

[TrevorNetwork]

Can't beat mine. You just know Stax did the whole 007 thing to appeal to aspiring James Bond's like me.

 

[Permonic]

"Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it."

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"Never argue with an idiot: They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." (that's my favorite)

 

[usc goose]

i never brought this up before i don't think, but i for some odd reason felt kind of slighted that welly wu stole that emerson quote from my sig.

oh well...

 

[bangraman]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrevorNetwork Can't beat mine. You just know Stax did the whole 007 thing to appeal to aspiring James Bond's like me.

You mean creaky and past it?

 

[Stephonovich]

I like some of gooses' past stuff. Only one that comes to mind is the Cambell's Soup one. Brilliance.

And, of course, I'm rather fond of mine. I use it on /. too. My [slightly more boring but ultimately odder] one I use for Hotmail is from Tool's Disgustipated:

"This is neccesary. This is neccesary. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on..."

(-:Stephonovich

 

[tortie]

There was this sig that I really liked before, but I forgot what it said. Something like removing the safety labels so that the world will have less idiots or something to that effect.

 

[Old Pa]

There's a place for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

 

[chadbang]

The best one was someone quoting another member. I think it quoted, hm, it was one of our Asian members. Maybe it was Joe Bloggs.It was a really funny boast that compared headphoning to sex and how the member made an art of sex and reference his lasting prowess. God, I wish I could remember that quote. It was hysterical.

 

[Tuberoller]

I have been asked to change a few of my sigs over the time I've been at head-fi so I attempt to keep them somewhat clean.

I was gonna put up " I don't run around naked for fear of slapping myself in the face" or something of the sort.

 

[daycart1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangraman You mean creaky and past it?

LOL! I guess that is why they needed a 717

 

[Edwood]

"Esteem the water-drainage corks!"

"Look out for #1 while trying not to step in #2."

-Ed

 

[Edwood]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuberoller I have been asked to change a few of my sigs over the time I've been at head-fi so I attempt to keep them somewhat clean. I was gonna put up " I don't run around naked for fear of slapping myself in the face" or something of the sort.

I like your new one.

"I don't run around naked because I don't want anyone behind me to trip".

-Ed