[PSmith08]

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Originally Posted by Jahn What the hell! I LIVE in Battery Park! I ain't no Cuddler! But seriously, that's my neighborhood (note to online stalkers - please don't hunt me down, I'll attack by cuddling you at 20 paces with a nerf football) and I always use that as my Fantasy Football team name - "The Battery Park *insert evil mascot here*" Last year was the Battery Park Shibas, which might have been too cuddly of a name. But my puppy was just so cute, I couldn't resist! edit- crap, i just read what i typed above. i guess i am a cuddly cuddler. not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just picked Battery Park because it seemed like a good name for the place where a serial wuss would ply his trade. He'd have to do something more than act like a high school boyfriend to graduate to Central Park or the East River.

 

[redshifter]

i've never had to pay for a cuddle in my life, and i ain't going to start now.

in college we used to have co-ed back-rub parties that just ended up with everyone lying around on the floor on eachother. i suppose that would be something like a cuddle party.

 

[Jahn]

WHA? Hey, we aren't all serial wusses over here! We can be just as mean as those crazy Central Park muggers! GRR!

um, I mean

 

[Enverxis]

lol, this is a new one on me.

Cuddle parties wouldnt really be appreciated here, Australians are reknowned for their (excessive?) personal space.

 

[PSmith08]

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Originally Posted by Jahn WHA? Hey, we aren't all serial wusses over here! We can be just as mean as those crazy Central Park muggers! GRR! um, I mean

Hey, Battery Park can be rough, like the rest of the city. However, a serial cuddler is just a serial wuss. I can respect a mugger or exhibitionist (provided the exhibitionist is a she and a comely she at that). If a serial cuddler did exist, I would have no respect for them. I would kick at them while laughing jovially.

 

[Jahn]

what music video was it that had some guy just walking around town trying to give people hugs? i think it was a spike jonez video? or a weezer one? whatever it was, that guy would have been beaten up in the city lol.

 

[Edwood]

"Rule #7: NO DRY HUMPING! "


NOOOOOOOOOO!

-Ed

 

[PSmith08]

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Originally Posted by Jahn what music video was it that had some guy just walking around town trying to give people hugs? i think it was a spike jonez video? or a weezer one? whatever it was, that guy would have been beaten up in the city lol.

I think it was "Everyday" by Dave Matthews Band. I know that it was that group, but I could be wrong about the song.

www.khaaan.com

 

[Stephonovich]

Extended cuddling? Check.
No sex? Check.
Feel-good vibes? Check.

A woman definitely had a hand in this.

And in answer to the thread's question, NO.

 

[pne]

just sitting around and cuddling? couldnt you at least pop in a movie or some music or something? Sounds like a boring way to pass a few hours. Who knows? I bet a loud fart from someone in the middle of the pile would scatter the pack

 

[mjg]

cuddle parties are evil.

They are trying to scramble our brains, and make us into teletubbies! Stop the violence! Hug trees!!!WHAT??!

(HEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPP)

 

[archosman]

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Originally Posted by pne just sitting around and cuddling? couldnt you at least pop in a movie or some music or something?...

Behind The Green Door?

 

[Jasper994]

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Originally Posted by Stephonovich Extended cuddling? Check. No sex? Check. Feel-good vibes? Check. A woman definitely had a hand in this.

ROTFLMFAO

 

[mjg]

i dont wanna sound mean but:

this is some of the wieredest stuff i ever heard of.


Just throwing that out there, dont expect a thread like this and not have someone say that. No offense to any "cuddlers", yet ... come on man, aint this kinda weird? Just a little bit? It's a free world, do you what you like, but man, in this day and age every odd thing you can imagine is like an officiated hobby.


i can see it now, cuddle-fi:

 

[bundee1]

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A woman definitely had a hand in this.

If a women had a hand ON IT maybe it wouldnt be so bad.

Ohhhhhhhh!

DICE! DICE! DICE! DICE!