[rickcr42]

Time to break out the "I seen the Bird Flue Up Close and Lived" T-shirt stand.Black shirt,feet up white swan on the front with "X"es for eyes

You will make a KILLING

 

[redshifter]

first make sure your neighbors haven't reported you for spreading avian flu. then buy lots of plastic sheeting and duct tape. cover your whole house and seal yourself in.

 

[bangraman]

I was walking past a pond in the East End of London a couple of days ago. I could swear a swan on it was looking at me funny.

 

[rickcr42]

HEADLINE ! PROBLEM SOLVED :

"Yeah.we found that if we coat them in oil the disease is not only arrested but they have such a hard time flying the spreading of the disease is also severly limited to a couple of feet or so"

 

[PinkFloyd]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickcr42 Time to break out the "I seen the Bird Flue Up Close and Lived" T-shirt stand.Black shirt,feet up white swan on the front with "X"es for eyes You will make a KILLING

Great idea but the "media bandwagon" will have probably left town tomorrow in search of some equally small time news they can blow way out of proportion...... these media carnivals are very short lived. Today it's a dead swan tomorrow it's hounding some poor bugger somewhere else.

 

[Gabe Logan]

Nothing can survive a fire.All you would need to do is walk down the street torching your neighborhood with either a flamethrower or those cocktails.That should show that birdflu who is boss.

 

[Duggeh]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...ood87/fife.jpg

 

[rickcr42]

"Yeah.we found that if we coat them in oil the disease is not only arrested but they have such a hard time flying the spreading of the disease is also severly limited to a couple of feet or so....and they burn great ! ffffft Gone !"

 

[Linda513]

Wasn't the Hong Kong flu of 1968 also bird flu? Is this a different bird flu? If I survived that one, maybe I have immunity.

 

[skullguise]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkFloyd Of course there was a stream of rubberneckers ( a convoy no less) making their way to the harbour all day and, apparantly, it was like a carnival atmosphere with ice cream and fish and chip sales reaching an all time high.

What, no chicken?

 

[agile_one]

Quote:

Originally Posted by skullguise What, no chicken?

You know what they say about Swan - "Tastes just like chicken."

 

[Denim]

Print up a bunch of maps with directions to a mad cow farm and sell the maps to the tourist looking for the swan. Just be sure to send them very far away.

 

[fewtch]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda513 Wasn't the Hong Kong flu of 1968 also bird flu? Is this a different bird flu? If I survived that one, maybe I have immunity.

Hey, I had/survived that one as a kid myself. Different strain of flu though.

 

[BodiesOfLight]

28 days later...

 

[gpalmer]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkFloyd is there anyway you can take out the locals but leave Cellardyke? Oh, of course there is....... swan flu

Or borrow a neutron bomb instead of using a hydrogen weapon...