ajt976
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So I got home tonight, you know all in a good mood cause it seems things are really going my way this week and I read the "Thank you Slappa" thread which reminded to check my mail. Then, you guessed it, turns out I won me a $25 gift certificate!!! And I'm thinkin "Man, this week owns all others, things are turnin up!!!" So I figure I'd throw a bottle of Guinness Draught in the freezer for an hour so I could enjoy my favorite icy cold treat to celebrate this joyous occasion. Now I'm wandering around head-fi, reading up on whats new and looking at the FS forums and such and my "BEER!" alarm on my cell phone goes off to tell me the hour is up. I ran to the deep freeze to check on that nicely chilled black bottle, but alas, it still wasn't "icy" cold as the bottle proclaims it should be. Next I run upstairs and nuke one of those microwave french bread pizzas, you know, Red Baron style...I mean pizza and beer do have synergy right? Next thing I know I'm raiding my entire house looking for a freakin bottle opener, but to no avail!!! So, I did what any desperate guy would do and found the nearest flat edged object, laid the rim of the cap on the edge and popped down on it with my open palm. *Pppphloop!!* followed by that rich foam created by the nitrogen filled Rocket Widget. "Aaahhh", a sigh of temporary relief, I say to myself as I pull the bottle up to my lips...BUT WAIT! What the duece? The dad gummed rounded lip of the bottleneck snapped off with the lid!!! Oh NO!!! What's a guy to do? I mean the bottle does say "Drink straight from the bottle" right? No way am I gonna pour it into a glass...
Well, crap...maybe my luck ran out. I managed stub my toe runnin to find a bottle opener, burn the roof of my mouth on that pizza (DAMNED you Red Baron, I'll get you yet!), and break the top of my Guinness bottle off. In the end I'm nursing my toe, cooling my mouth with icy cold beer and trying very carefully not to cut my lips on the sharp glassy edges of the bottle!
Has this ever happened to you or someone you know? What did you/they do about this horrendous situation and did you/they ever recover? At least I have that smooth, rich taste to fall back on...IMO it's worth risking my lips for!
Well, crap...maybe my luck ran out. I managed stub my toe runnin to find a bottle opener, burn the roof of my mouth on that pizza (DAMNED you Red Baron, I'll get you yet!), and break the top of my Guinness bottle off. In the end I'm nursing my toe, cooling my mouth with icy cold beer and trying very carefully not to cut my lips on the sharp glassy edges of the bottle!
Has this ever happened to you or someone you know? What did you/they do about this horrendous situation and did you/they ever recover? At least I have that smooth, rich taste to fall back on...IMO it's worth risking my lips for!