Okay, I have a PVP story. No one will probably read this thread for months, but whatever.
My main PVP build used the Large Club and the Grass Crest Shield, Mask of the Mother, min-maxed for damage and health. I loved it, tons of fun bashing people and poisoning them.
I am trying to invade for some Undead Burg PVP and keep ending up in the same room, where I am immediately double-teamed and killed. Now, these two were not playing the campaign, they were waiting for PVPers to come in, then gang up on them for pleasure. So dishonorable. No bow of acknowledgement, nothing. This happened maybe four or five times in a row. Considering I was looking for some honest competition, I was starting to get PO'd.
The player whose game it was (not summoned) was spamming R1 with the Dark Silver Tracer while his friend kept rounding for back stabs. I invaded once again, this time with a plan......
As I entered their game, I immediately ran across the bridge in the Burg where the dudes are throwing firebombs so as to take them single file. Some back and forth dancing went on with Silver Tracer guy. Then before our next exchange, I pretended to go AFK.....
He tested it a few times with a quick stab-stab, and I just stood there and tanked the damage, lulling him into a false sense of security, thinking I had walked away from the game.....
It worked, feeling confident my character was left there to die, he resumed his mindless R1 spamming as I tanked the hits, standing motionless. Then all of the sudden, BOOOOOM PARRY FOR A OHKO, FACE SMASHED, ON HIS KNEES WHILE HIS FRIEND LOOKED ON HELPLESSLY.
I spammed the shrug gesture over and over to him and his friend as I faded away, so satisfied having ruined their scheme.
The End.