DanG
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Work can be boring, especially when you stayed up late the previous night and are constantly falling asleep. Dr. Dan recommends one of the following*:
1. Caffeine
2. Cigarettes
3. T. Monk in the morning
Because when you only have three options, only three options remain before you've chosen one!
[size=xx-small]*Caffeine can cause addiction. Cigarettes can cause addiction, emphysema, and lung cancer. Thelonious Monk can cause addiction, cigarette smoking, and foot-tapping.[/size]
1. Caffeine
2. Cigarettes
3. T. Monk in the morning
Because when you only have three options, only three options remain before you've chosen one!
[size=xx-small]*Caffeine can cause addiction. Cigarettes can cause addiction, emphysema, and lung cancer. Thelonious Monk can cause addiction, cigarette smoking, and foot-tapping.[/size]