Cardinal sins of music.

Oct 16, 2012 at 4:45 PM Thread Starter Post #1 of 53

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Here is my list of cardinal sins that are in rock, and where applicable, extenuating circumstances while it is bearable.
 
In no particular order of severity.
 
  1. Fake crowd noise to make something sound live.
 
  1. Whistling. This is NEVER OK.
 
  1. Children singing. Now another brick in the wall gets away with this as it is both related to the subject matter of the song, and not all cutesey. Actually, this one is by far the worst.
 
Do you have any more to list and any exceptions that make it OK.
 
Oct 16, 2012 at 6:09 PM Post #2 of 53
The Stones got the childrens choir right on You Can't Always Get What You Want
 
Oct 16, 2012 at 6:53 PM Post #3 of 53
* Excessive  loudness compression. I use in foobar  the component "foo_dynamic_range", and I delete from my hard drive anything that have a dynamic range below 6, with some exceptions like merzbow.
* some artist obviously work with some lossy formats that's disappointing (i.e even if you get original cd, you detect it's lossy).
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 2:00 PM Post #4 of 53
Writing primarily for mainstream popularity. Makes me sick.  
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 2:14 PM Post #6 of 53

I  forgot autotune.
 
Although I  can't say I  hate this song:
 

 
Oct 17, 2012 at 2:14 PM Post #7 of 53
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I understand this, but mortgages don't pay themselves. :-)
Still rankles when music can mean so much.

 
Yea, they sure don't, but there's more noble ways then writing completely soulless ****. How does that Moron 5 song go? "I got the moves like Jagger, I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the mooOOOoOOoOo...." Holy living hell I've never wanted to terminate a band as bad as this one.
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 2:17 PM Post #8 of 53
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Writing primarily for mainstream popularity. Makes me sick.  

 
Imagine a world where the greatest music *was* mainstream popular music. That ideal world existed in the 1930s, 40s and 50s.
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 3:09 PM Post #10 of 53
Here is popular music ca. 1940. Check out what happens when the Nicholas Brothers and Cab Calloway get going! I dare you to get all the way through this video without being amazed.
 

 
Oct 17, 2012 at 4:38 PM Post #11 of 53
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Imagine a world where the greatest music *was* mainstream popular music. That ideal world existed in the 1930s, 40s and 50s.

 
A holy thought.
 
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Here is popular music ca. 1940. Check out what happens when the Nicholas Brothers and Cab Calloway get going! I dare you to get all the way through this video without being amazed.
 

 
Way before my time, but that type of nostalgia always puts a smile on my face. I don't know if they're just good actors, but people seemed much happier and carefree back then. Nowadays I'm freakin' angry all the time, haha. Not really, but you get the point - mainstream is complete **** today. 
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 5:18 PM Post #12 of 53
along with whistling you can put the La La La.. thing hate that,
also the satanic vocal, kind of old Opeth, I think is ridiculous, unless of course, the voice is original..and other million things I hate of rock
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 6:21 PM Post #13 of 53
Making music for money.  I have no problem with someone making money off their music, but when it's written for the sole purpose of making money, well that's just awful in my mind.
 
Soulless covers of songs that had meaning.  Example:  Miley Cyrus covering Smells Like Teen Spirit.  Why is someone from Disney movies covering a song with lyrics about shooting dope?
 
Oct 17, 2012 at 7:57 PM Post #15 of 53
Believe it or not, Mozart wrote very little music without having been paid for it.
 

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