Can't fathom what you infer, since my own behavior borders on the seraphic. Why, Doré himself has etched Dantean tableaus of the unearthly lambent cartwheeling of my ancestors. (Screw you, too, lady.)
Lately, I find there's extra quibbling here due to passive-aggressive resentment over things that aren't part of the discussion (which means no one can fathom what they are). It's as if there were an extra layer of mockery imposed on everyone's seemingly innocent posts.
"I prefer Grados."
"How dare you tell me to boil my head, you incontinent asshook."
"But Sirrah, I was merely explaining how to prepare broiled sea cabbage while listening to Toscanini. You see, the music actually hastens the broiling process and adds decibels of tang to the dish at hand."
"Look, I'm not an idiot and I know what I heard, which was highly disrespectful to me. As a U.S. citizen, I want you to understand that I don't play the disrespectful game, you repellant pulsating gloryhole."
"How dare you cause a breach of etiquette and thus violate Head-fi rules, you meager and improperly steamed serving of a[n] elephantiasitic pelican's hindparts. Cease this verbal belching, para-human laxative, for you are the fecal avalanche of the buttock-shaped Tetons."
(Continue until you're confined, the thread is deleted, or you feel mortally fragile and abandoned, whichever comes second.)
D: Hating yourself is probably the best you could do. I mean, not only economically and ecologically - there are a lot of other advantages as well. For example, playing sinister practical jokes on yourself as well as insulting yourself badly will both achieve the best results, as you'll know best what will really annoy you. 
