[minya]

As always, I have nothing to do, so I present to the Head-Fi community a joke, thought up by none other than myself:

So a baby seal walks into a club...

- Chris

 

[Russ Arcuri]

Quote:

Originally posted by minya As always, I have nothing to do, so I present to the Head-Fi community a joke, thought up by none other than myself: So a baby seal walks into a club... - Chris

Uh, that's an old one...

 

[minya]

Quote:

Originally posted by Russ Arcuri Uh, that's an old one...

Perhaps there are others out there who are gifted with the same level of comedic genius as I, and our thought processes have at one time or another synchronized to the point where we thought of the same joke. God, the world is amazing.

- Chris

 

[Outdoor Man]

Sorry.

I just don't get it.

Peter.

 

[minya]

Quote:

Originally posted by Outdoor Man Sorry. I just don't get it. Peter.

Well, Peter, the humor in the joke lies in the ironic result of combining two common American English idioms. Considering you're from the Netherlands, you probably wouldn't have encountered these idioms and thus have no idea why the joke is funny.

So don't feel bad!

- Chris

 

[grinch]

i liked that joke. you're a musical genius minya.

 

[akar]

Quote:

Originally posted by minya As always, I have nothing to do, so I present to the Head-Fi community a joke, thought up by none other than myself: So a baby seal walks into a club... - Chris

What kind of job is this where you have all this time to look around on the internet and post stuff?

Alot of the people on here do this same thing.

 

[terrymx]

sound like a good job to me, i want in

ok, let me try. what do you call a dear with no eye?

 

[minya]

It's nice, but it gets old. I want something to do. Damnit.


terrymx, I don't know. What is it? Did you mean to say "deer"?

(AAUGGGHh... OH GOD.. I just got it. Ahahahahahahahaha.)

- Chris

 

[Mr.PD]

Quote:

Originally posted by terrymx sound like a good job to me, i want in ok, let me try. what do you call a dear with no eye?

I'm glad minya got it, I didn't.

 

[minya]

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.PD I'm glad minya got it, I didn't.

Say it out loud, and then answer it yourself.

"What do you call a dear with no eye?"

"A ..."

- Chris

 

[nanahachi]

Chris, I'm bored, yet drowning in work. So here's a joke stolen from a post at www.predatoryfish.net
http://www.predatoryfish.net/ibforum...&f=14&t=31960&

A 90-year old man goes to a doctor for his annual checkup

The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

The 90-year old says: "I've never felt better.
I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and begins
"I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season.
One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the water.
He raised his umbrella and went: 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead.
What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied..."My point exactly."

 

[MusicJunkie]

Hmm...

I'm afraid I still don't get the dear joke. Could someone please explain?

Thanks

MJ

 

[minya]

Quote:

Originally posted by MusicJunkie Hmm... I'm afraid I still don't get the dear joke. Could someone please explain? Thanks MJ

"No-eye dear."

No idear.

- Chris

 

[andrzejpw]

Quote:

Originally posted by MusicJunkie Hmm... I'm afraid I still don't get the dear joke. Could someone please explain? Thanks MJ

The 90 year old man didn't get the 18 year old pregnant, someone else did.