Black van outside my window

[Patrick82]

I was at a psychologist a week ago and yesterday I saw a black van parked outside my window, coincidence?

Today when I woke up the black van was still there, what is going on?

 

[LonerGenius]

Sorry, I have relatives over and ran out of parking space. I'll get it moved soon.

 

[003]

Patrick, they know who you are. They know where you live. They know what you do. They're watching you, Patrick.

 

[robm321]

They want your ERS papers and won't leave until you give them up.

 

[Jahn]

Patrick, what you really have to ask yourself is why anyone in a black van would really care about who you are or what you do. The answer should be "they don't." In fact, folks in black vans probably could care less about 100 percent of the people on Head-Fi. If you think they do, either you're more important than you thought you were, or you're not as important as you think you are. All signs point to the latter, so rest easy.

 

[philodox]

It's the Stax Mafia! Watch out buddy...

 

[YouSpentHowMuch?]

Quote:

Originally Posted by 003 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Patrick, they know who you are. They know where you live. They know what you do. They're watching you, Patrick.

Quick, put on your ERS paper hat so they can't hear your thoughts!

 

[Kirosia]

That's my house you're talking about!

 

[Patrick82]

I saw a bug in my room that was behaving erratically. It was flapping its wings and pretending to drink water from my table. I was blowing on it and it didn't fly away. I suspect it is one of those remote controlled bugs the government uses. It is sitting in the ceiling now looking at me.

 

[Morph201]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I saw a bug in my room that was behaving erratically. It was flapping its wings and pretending to drink water from my table. I was blowing on it and it didn't fly away. I suspect it is one of those remote controlled bugs the government uses. It is sitting in the ceiling now looking at me.

About d@mn time! Goodnight FUNNYMAN! BAhahahahaha!!!!

It's the Kay-Geee-Bee!!

 

[F107plus5]

Yeah; my oldest daughter used to hate it when all
her phone conversations were recorded during the
Cold War, don't worry, like her; you'll get used to it.

 

[wafflesomd]

Yah, that's nice.....but does it give you more bass?

 

[Jon118]

Forget the van I want to hear about the psychologist visit. (at least I hope I do)

By the way, the government does not have remote controlled bugs, in your apartment there could be any number of reasons why it was being erratic.

 

[ecclesand]

They are aliens from Uranus. Get out while you can!!!!

 

[Mindless]

Quote:

Originally Posted by YouSpentHowMuch? /img/forum/go_quote.gif Quick, put on your ERS paper hat so they can't hear your thoughts!

Oh wow... can't stop crying...

Seriously though... wow...