Best Country-Western Song Titles of all time
Nov 12, 2004 at 10:41 PM Thread Starter Post #1 of 17

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These are NOT made up. This list is "The Worst [or best]
Country-Western Song Titles of all time!"

1. Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing you Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away
5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
7. Got in at 2 with a 10, And Woke Up at 10 With a 2
8. Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except for Mine
10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. Liked You Better Before I know You So Well
12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
13. Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She might Win
14. I'll Marry You tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back While I Cry over You
17. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I don't Love Jesus
21. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly
 
Nov 13, 2004 at 4:06 AM Post #2 of 17
Hey, those are pretty good!
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The songs on your list that I would like to hear are:

7. Got in at 2 with a 10, And Woke Up at 10 With a 2
8. Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except for Mine
12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)
24. You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly
 
Nov 13, 2004 at 10:33 AM Post #3 of 17
I was listening to a So. Cal. country music commercial on TV one time, and I heard a song with the lyrics "...I got a barbecue stain on my white T-shirt..." That made me laugh every time I heard it. Not sure if it is the title though...
 
Nov 13, 2004 at 12:49 PM Post #4 of 17
Here are some more.
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Some of my favorites.

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me.

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car

Redneck Martians Stole My Baby

The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side

Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?

You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
 
Nov 13, 2004 at 12:54 PM Post #5 of 17
I think Billy Connolly hit the spot. He analysed Country and Western and reduced the things they sing about to: close family members, death, physical disability and religion.


The resulting song was titled:
"My Grandmother Drowned in the Grotto at Lourdes Because a Hunchback Pushed Her In"
 
Nov 13, 2004 at 11:23 PM Post #7 of 17
That song; You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin', is actually a great song.
I like it despite the fact that it has relevancy to me and my exwife.
 
Nov 14, 2004 at 12:11 AM Post #8 of 17
Dude, almost anything by David Allen Coe will fit on that list. Funniest, crudest songs I've ever listened to. I don't think all his stuff is sex humor related, but what I've heard is hilarious.
 
Nov 16, 2004 at 11:37 PM Post #9 of 17
"Their All Jerks" by someone who's name I have forgotten. Its a song about the "other" drivers on the road.

"Your Good Enough for Now" - a country love song by Weird Al that would probably be a hit if a "real" country singer sang it.

"You can't have your Kate and Edith too!" by the Statler Brothers.

"She got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

Where's the Dress? - Mo Bandy and Joe Stamply pull a Boy George
 
Nov 17, 2004 at 1:34 AM Post #10 of 17
I was just looking at my Johnny Paycheck CD and saw these titles;
Slide Of of Your Satin Sheets
My Part of Forever
Yesterday's News Just Hit Home Today
I Can See Me Lovin' You Again
Barstool Mountain (one of my favorite songs from the good ol' days
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Nov 17, 2004 at 5:38 AM Post #11 of 17
People, people, people...

No one calls it Country-Western music anymore. This went out a looong time ago.
 
Nov 17, 2004 at 5:45 AM Post #12 of 17
Quote:

Originally Posted by archosman
People, people, people...

No one calls it Country-Western music anymore. This went out a looong time ago.



Aren't those actually two different genres of music? You have country on one hand and western on the other, right?
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Nov 17, 2004 at 12:43 PM Post #14 of 17
My personal favorite is "The King is Gone" by George Jones. The title isn't that great, unless you have the content provided by the lyrics:



Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter
That looks like Elvis
I soaked the label off a Flintstone Jelly Bean jar
I cleared us off a place on that one little table
that you left us
And pulled me up a big ole piece of floor

I pulled the head off Elvis
Filled Fred up to his pelvis
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you

'Round about 10 we all got to talking
'Bout Graceland, Bedrock and such
The conversation finally turned to women
But they said they didn't get around too much
Elvis said, "Find 'em young"
And Fred said "Old Fashioned girls are fun"
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you

Later on it finally hit me
That you wouldn't be 'a comin' home no more
'Cause this time I know you won't forgive me
Like all of them other times before
Then I broke Elvis' nose
Pouring the last drop from his toes
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you

Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter
That looks like Elvis
I soaked the label off a Flintstone Jelly Bean jar....
 

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