[natural_nut]

As the above title suggests... In a street fight between panna cotta and crème brûlée, who would you root for?

 

[129207]

Hmmm... France has the riot gangsters from the outskirts of Paris who are brutal and practice a desperate sort of violence but Italy has the mafia who are more experienced and organised. HMMM.
 
My vote goes to Italy. Unless they start losing. Then I vote for France.

Regardless of who wins, I'll be there to loot the post-battle battlefield for any lost headphones though.  

 

[anadin]

None of them, they would both run away.
 
Remember World War II.

 

[129207]

Well, technically, France wasn't running away since they were too busy being invaded and getting raped. No water to separate France and Germany see? Italy was first too busy not caring, then too busy trying to get on the Reich's good side and in the end too busy being invaded and getting raped as well. When you look at it that way, I'd run away too. 

 

[Spareribs]

I'm usually biased towards France so I almost always pick France in just about every aspect. But Italy is great too.

 

[mark2410]

militarily france would win, italy hasnt had a decent military for about 1800 years whereas the french actually spend a reasonable amount on their military.
 
 
oh and if push really came to shove they could just nuke italy off the map

 

[beerguy0]

France has pretty decent special forces, and they have nukes. I'm going with France, unless they're too busy eating cheese and surrendering.

 

[MacedonianHero]

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None of them, they would both run away.
 
Remember World War II.

Some (France) would even collaborate.

 

[Czilla9000]

America would stop the violence and win.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI&feature=related

 

[krmathis]

France

 

[loskaos]

now that i think of it france would beat italy hands down.
 
8th coalition to stop them anyone??

 

[Redcarmoose]

What would they fight over?

 

[mark2410]

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What would they fight over?

who is germanys number 1 bitch?  you know cat fight style

 

[Prog Rock Man]

The French would surrender, the Italians would retreat and then they would get together and produce the best food and wine, the most stylish clothes and cars in the world and make love to each other's beautiful women who are dressed in the most seductive lingerie you will ever see.
 
I hope they do go to war. It would be the best war ever. Make love not war!!!