bernado
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A vinyl loving guy is obsessed with wasps. He's got wasp pictures on his walls, watches movies about wasps, even sleeps in wasp pyjamas. The one thing his life is missing is an album of wasp sounds. So he goes down to a recording studio armed with one of his favourite wasps and asks the sound guy if he can record his winged insect chum and cut him an album so he can enjoy the sound whenever he chooses.
A while later the album is pressed, on stripey vinyl, and presented to our wasp loving friend who duly rushes home with his latest and most precious audiophile acquisition. He powers up the old Linn Sondek, puts needle to vinyl and settles down for a beautiful wasp experience - BUZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZ BUZZZZZ eminates from his system with precission and clarity. Yet he is outraged at what he hears and takes it straight back to studio that made the album and puts it on their system. "What do you call this crap?" our wasp lover shouts as he tries to be heared over the considerable insecty BUZZZZZZ BUZZZZZ eminating from the monitors. The sound engineer picks up the vinyl, scratches his head and then flips the album over and says - "You know what you've done there, you've gone and played the bee side!"
A while later the album is pressed, on stripey vinyl, and presented to our wasp loving friend who duly rushes home with his latest and most precious audiophile acquisition. He powers up the old Linn Sondek, puts needle to vinyl and settles down for a beautiful wasp experience - BUZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZ BUZZZZZ eminates from his system with precission and clarity. Yet he is outraged at what he hears and takes it straight back to studio that made the album and puts it on their system. "What do you call this crap?" our wasp lover shouts as he tries to be heared over the considerable insecty BUZZZZZZ BUZZZZZ eminating from the monitors. The sound engineer picks up the vinyl, scratches his head and then flips the album over and says - "You know what you've done there, you've gone and played the bee side!"
