Audiophile? Is that anything like a pedophile?

[Spareribs]

Although it's not on the list, I want to add this one:

Amplophilia-sexual attraction to amplifiers.

 

[nabwong]

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Originally Posted by Spareribs Wow, that is an interesting link. I've learned some new words in the English language: Frotteurism: the recurrent urges or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Toonophilia: love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations

No offence but allergictoallthesemanmadeb*llsh*tdiseases-philia

 

[PhilS]

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Originally Posted by Spareribs Amplophilia-sexual attraction to amplifiers.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

 

[Filburt]

While not strictly related, both audiophile and pedophile have, at times, struck me as equally deranged ^_^

 

[redshifter]

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Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers

think "full diapers": a long time favorite of somethingawful.com's awful link of the day.

 

[Asr]

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Originally Posted by Spareribs Although it's not on the list, I want to add this one: Amplophilia-sexual attraction to amplifiers.

So who wants to be the first to say that a certain amp is "sexy"?

 

[Azure]

Well, tube amps do have a certain erotic, phallic nature.

 

[Asr]

It's not the size of the tube, it's what you do with it that matters!

 

[Uncle Erik]

You know, there's a discussion of male and female jacks going on in the DIY Forum.

It's pretty hot.

 

[eyeteeth]

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Originally Posted by Spareribs Frotteurism: the recurrent urges or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Toonophilia: love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations

I saw Frotteurism in action once on a fairly crowded streetcar. The guy stood near the front doors and blatantly rubbed against those who squeezed past him to gain entery. I was looking around for someone else who was seeing this but no one else was noticing and in fact when I looked to the rear there was a sleepy looking cop standing half-way back, totally oblivious. This was a number of years ago when I was less outspoken and I just shook my head and got off.

How many times can you get a whoopie-cushion for the eproctophilian on your xmas list?

 

[Spareribs]

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Originally Posted by eyeteeth I saw Frotteurism in action once on a fairly crowded streetcar. The guy stood near the front doors and blatantly rubbed against those who squeezed past him to gain entery. I was looking around for someone else who was seeing this but no one else was noticing and in fact when I looked to the rear there was a sleepy looking cop standing half-way back, totally oblivious. This was a number of years ago when I was less outspoken and I just shook my head and got off. How many times can you get a whoopie-cushion for the eproctophilian on your xmas list?

Frotteurism occasionally happens is Asia like in Japan for example. I have heard that in those very crowded subways it has happened.

 

[VicAjax]

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Originally Posted by Spareribs Wow, that is an interesting link. I've learned some new words in the English language: Frotteurism: the recurrent urges or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Toonophilia: love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations

i love filofaxes. what does that make me?

 

[jdimitri]

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Originally Posted by Uncle Erik You know, there's a discussion of male and female jacks going on in the DIY Forum. It's pretty hot.

Lol... damn i looked

One thing you all forgot:
umm no one mentioned headphile

 

[Jahn]

The Exact Opposite of an "Eargasm." Yowtch.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by Jahn The Exact Opposite of an "Eargasm." Yowtch.

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Wei's husband, Zhang Chengxiang, stumbled and hit his genitals on the corner of some audio equipment when an iron bar fell from a vent and knocked his head while he was working in a shopping center, it said.

ok, guesses on what he hit his junk on. my guess:

he fell on one of these pyramid speakers. doink!