Ashlee Simpson

Sep 20, 2005 at 9:09 PM Thread Starter Post #1 of 25

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I took the liberty and started this thread on my own.

The "Mandy Moore" thread inspired me to go hunt down some pictures of Ashlee Simpson (I think that she's actually the best-looking of all the trashy pop stars - right around my age too
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I have absolutely no respect for her anymore. All that precious vinyl! Her fat legs are all over it, completely ruining what could be excellent listening material!
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Sep 20, 2005 at 9:10 PM Post #2 of 25
Heh, she's never listened to an LP or played a guitar in her life.
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Sep 20, 2005 at 9:39 PM Post #6 of 25
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Originally Posted by Sennheiser
Ashlee Simpson does NOT have fat legs!

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Dude, those are thunder-thighs
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Sep 21, 2005 at 12:45 AM Post #7 of 25
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Originally Posted by Aman
completely ruining what could be excellent listening material!
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if their hers, or someone close to her, their probably as awful as she is
 
Sep 21, 2005 at 1:21 AM Post #8 of 25
She doesn't even have matching shoes on
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Sep 21, 2005 at 1:36 AM Post #10 of 25
The pop princesses are gettin it this week, eh?

And personally, I don't find her attractive whatsoever. At least brit and the others had something going for them . . .
 
Sep 21, 2005 at 1:57 AM Post #11 of 25
those thighs are good when there wrapped around you.... if you can catch my drift, if you can pick up what im laying down, if you can catch what im throwing

okay enough of those.
 
Sep 21, 2005 at 2:11 AM Post #12 of 25
I'm not a fan of hers but her legs actually look nice with that fake tan. I hope you’re not into the two-pound women like Calista Flockhart or Mary-Kate Olsan. That's like going to KFC, ordering a ten-piece, and receiving a bucket of leftover bones! I don’t know about you, but I would have to speak to a manager!
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Sep 21, 2005 at 2:27 AM Post #13 of 25
Oh god no... the Britney spears thread and the Jessica Simpson thread crossbred to produce this unholy beast.

(Dang, that didn't sound half bad. I'd like to see some thread on thread.... never mind
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Sep 21, 2005 at 2:37 AM Post #14 of 25
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Originally Posted by Usagi
I'm not a fan of hers but her legs actually look nice with that fake tan. I hope you’re not into the two-pound women like Calista Flockhart or Mary-Kate Olsan. That's like going to KFC, ordering a ten-piece, and receiving a bucket of leftover bones! I don’t know about you, but I would have to speak to a manager!
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I'm not into women that aren't there, but I'm not into women that have thunder thighs. I'm a runner, and as such much prefer women with slim, shapely and lightly muscled legs.

/me gets lost in thought...
 
Sep 21, 2005 at 3:18 AM Post #15 of 25
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Originally Posted by RedLeader
I'm not into women that aren't there, but I'm not into women that have thunder thighs. I'm a runner, and as such much prefer women with slim, shapely and lightly muscled legs.

/me gets lost in thought...



How serious of a runner are you? You can PM me the details, since I'm a runner myself and I'm just interested.

Personally, I like the girls with a little cushion (like Ashlee). It shows that they aren't afraid to eat a juicy hamburger every once in a while
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