BRBJackson
Headphoneus Supremus
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Yes, I know, big shock... she's garbage wrapped in skin, but I was caught off-guard just how bad a 'performer' this person is. Up until now, I've been mercifully spared from having to witness her (as Mozart put it) Awful Majesty. That all changed last night, as I was giving the High Definition TV upstairs a workout watching the MuchMusic Video Awards. Bad content+great picture=mindless entertainment, at least until SHE came on the screen. I felt like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo, falling and spinning helplessly, unable to operate the remote and remove her blight from my gaze.
so I watched
stunned
and bled through my ears
In the spirit of sharing my pain, please click on her video 'highlight' from the link below. Actually, they did manage to cull the absolute best portion of her off-key screaming, so be thankful for small favors...
http://www.muchmusic.com/events/mmva05/videos/
WARNING: If you can watch this without going blind, deaf or gay, youre gawddamned John Wayne.
Ashlee, I speak for a nation of music lovers: PLEASE go back to lip synching...
so I watched
stunned
and bled through my ears
In the spirit of sharing my pain, please click on her video 'highlight' from the link below. Actually, they did manage to cull the absolute best portion of her off-key screaming, so be thankful for small favors...
http://www.muchmusic.com/events/mmva05/videos/
WARNING: If you can watch this without going blind, deaf or gay, youre gawddamned John Wayne.
Ashlee, I speak for a nation of music lovers: PLEASE go back to lip synching...