Yes, yes. . . there are more radical Velvets albums (VU & Nico, White Light-White Heat) and more influential albums (VU & Nico, White Light-White Heat) and even nicer sounding Velvets albums (like The Velvet Underground), but I have reached the conclusion that Loaded is my favourite. As my friend Brian Wilson once told me (not THE Brian Wilson but THE OTHER Brian Wilson), "Loaded is about how your life is saved by rock and roll."
You gots to have "Sweet Jane" and "Rock and Roll", just like you must read Hamlet and watch The Godfather and know Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band off by heart, because they're canonical and what use was it for your Granddaddy to fight the hun for Western Civilisation if you don't eat four daily servings of the fruits of democracy every day.
And this is true.
However, Loaded contains one of my top twenty-five songs, and you know if you're a music-head, choosing every one of those absolute top twenty-five is an act of profound veneration. I love Country-rock and Loaded has one of the best Country-rock songs ever written. "Oh! Sweet Nuthin'" is piercingly melodic, gritty, gripping and -- even for Lou Reed -- uncannily well-written. Every time I see one of those Nashville neo-Country types acting the fool, like anybody gives a cr@p about their galvanised country-pop, I think of "Oh! Sweet Nuthin'" and I get a little peace.
'Cause the song is about transvestites down-and-out on the streets of New York City. And those ten-gallon-toppered, Cherokee-driving eejits still can write anything that beats it.