[braillediver]

So I’m at work diligently avoiding doing anything constructive. It’s Monday Morning and I’ve got 2 hours of ignorant bliss under my belt. An “Engineer” comes over and disturbs my state of bliss. Her computer won’t turn on. The buttons stuck in. She says it usually pops out in a few minutes but she’s been waiting an hour and it’s still stuck in. She never turns the PC off cause the button gets stuck but usually pops out in a few minutes.

Pressures on. I wouldn’t want to look ignorant. So to establish my protected status as an idiot savant I tap the PC next to the button. Motion, shear genius at work. 3..4..5…more taps and the innie became an outie. And then there was light………………..


Time for lunch

Mitch

 

[Beach123456]

Uhhhh........congratulations?

 

[JMT]

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Originally Posted by braillediver So I’m at work diligently avoiding doing anything constructive. It’s Monday Morning and I’ve got 2 hours of ignorant bliss under my belt. An “Engineer” comes over and disturbs my state of bliss. Her computer won’t turn on. The buttons stuck in. She says it usually pops out in a few minutes but she’s been waiting an hour and it’s still stuck in. She never turns the PC off cause the button gets stuck but usually pops out in a few minutes. Pressures on. I wouldn’t want to look ignorant. So to establish my protected status as an idiot savant I tap the PC next to the button. Motion, shear genius at work. 3..4..5…more taps and the innie became an outie. And then there was light……………….. Time for lunch Mitch

One of the singlemost funny posts I have read in a long time.

Nicely done Mitch.

 

[skudmunky]

Yep, it's things like that that make spending my life playing around with computers worth it. Good man, good man.

 

[redshifter]

glad you were able to finger her button and make it pop out. waaait....

 

[ken36]

You must be a government employee. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[braillediver]

See they don’t know what I don’t know. They don’t know enough to know that they don’t know what they don’t know.


Mitch

 

[JMT]

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Originally Posted by braillediver See they don’t know what I don’t know. They don’t know enough to know that they don’t know what they don’t know. Mitch

Damn, you just cancelled out your good post.

 

[The Actual]

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Originally Posted by braillediver So I’m at work diligently avoiding doing anything constructive. It’s Monday Morning and I’ve got 2 hours of ignorant bliss under my belt. An “Engineer” comes over and disturbs my state of bliss. Her computer won’t turn on. The buttons stuck in. She says it usually pops out in a few minutes but she’s been waiting an hour and it’s still stuck in. She never turns the PC off cause the button gets stuck but usually pops out in a few minutes. Pressures on. I wouldn’t want to look ignorant. So to establish my protected status as an idiot savant I tap the PC next to the button. Motion, shear genius at work. 3..4..5…more taps and the innie became an outie. And then there was light……………….. Time for lunch Mitch

This is me in ten years.

According everything goes to plan.

 

[beerguy0]

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Originally Posted by braillediver So I’m at work diligently avoiding doing anything constructive. It’s Monday Morning and I’ve got 2 hours of ignorant bliss under my belt. An “Engineer” comes over and disturbs my state of bliss. Her computer won’t turn on. The buttons stuck in. She says it usually pops out in a few minutes but she’s been waiting an hour and it’s still stuck in. She never turns the PC off cause the button gets stuck but usually pops out in a few minutes. Pressures on. I wouldn’t want to look ignorant. So to establish my protected status as an idiot savant I tap the PC next to the button. Motion, shear genius at work. 3..4..5…more taps and the innie became an outie. And then there was light……………….. Time for lunch Mitch

LOL! I almost sprayed beer on my keyboard

(I work with Engineers, too. I know how some of them can be.)

Cheers!

 

[skudmunky]

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Originally Posted by redshifter glad you were able to finger her button and make it pop out. waaait....

Oh wow. Oooh woooow....

 

[Born2bwire]

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Originally Posted by redshifter glad you were able to finger her button and make it pop out. waaait....

Those responsible for this post have been sacked.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by Born2bwire Those responsible for this post have been sacked.

those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.