$1650.99 HDMI cable review
Apr 26, 2011 at 11:46 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 22

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http://www.bestbuy.com/site/AudioQuest+-+Coffee+26.3%27+HDMI+Cable+-+White/1267512.p?skuId=1267512&productCategoryId=abcat0107020&id=1218245467893#tabbed-customerreviews

Review of the year right here-

My girlfriend recently bought me this cable for my birthday and I was immediately excited. I had already purchased a SunBrite 55" Outdoor LCD TV and new that the picture quality was lacking due to the cheap $500 cable that I was talked into downgrading to. This one, at only a little more than 3x the price, would surely take me to another plane of viewing pleasure. Oh how right I was.

Once I connected my TiVo and television with the cable I sat in front of it and turned on the power. For 30 seconds I saw colors that I never knew existed, never had existed before this AV combo of the Gods was brought to this earth. Then, I went completely blind. The awesomeness that shot out of the television was too great for mortal eyes. In panic I called to my girlfriend. She ran into the room, only to scream and attempt to flee. Apparently the refraction from this new technological prism created an inter-dimensional rift. Flying armored goats flew past me, grabbed my girlfriend, and retreated into the portal.

Now, thanks to AudioQuest and their Coffee colored cable that went so well with my plush futon and matching shag carpet, I must make pursuit into the portal. Blind, with only my Boston Terrier Jake to guide me, I must venture into their world and slay the Ram King. This may be farewell, but I must try and right this wrong. Please heed this warning. Stick to the AudioQuest Carbon Platinum HDMI cable or a lesser quality plasma TV.
 
Apr 26, 2011 at 12:37 PM Post #2 of 22

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What's great about it: Color matched my shag carpet and futon, allowed me to see further past the visible light spectrum.
What's not so great: Went blind, girlfriend captured by winged livestock, may have unleashed Armageddon.

 
Reminds me of the Amazon reviews for David Hasselhoff. 
 
The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
 
Apr 26, 2011 at 1:06 PM Post #3 of 22

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LOL, classic!!
 
Apr 26, 2011 at 6:42 PM Post #4 of 22

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I must have this now. I, NEED....THIS! I hope you guys aren't buying them because I don't know what I'd do if they sold out! That's it, my first born will be up for preorder so I can afford the beast. Time to get to work! Sounds like I might not even need a TV to enjoy this cable from the reviews so that's going on sale too!!
 
Apr 26, 2011 at 11:19 PM Post #5 of 22

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 Sounds like I might not even need a TV to enjoy this cable from the reviews so that's going on sale too!!



That is correct.  Through my extensive network of industry spies, I happen to know that this cable does in fact cause inhibited dopamine re-uptake much the same as cocaine. Just coming in physical contact with the cable causes extreme euphoria and there is no crash associated with the high (so long as you don't check your bank balance.)
 
Apr 29, 2011 at 2:29 AM Post #13 of 22

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http://www.bestbuy.com/site/AudioQuest+-+Coffee+26.3%27+HDMI+Cable+-+White/1267512.p?skuId=1267512&productCategoryId=abcat0107020&id=1218245467893#tabbed-customerreviews

Review of the year right here-

My girlfriend recently bought me this cable for my birthday and I was immediately excited. I had already purchased a SunBrite 55" Outdoor LCD TV and new that the picture quality was lacking due to the cheap $500 cable that I was talked into downgrading to. This one, at only a little more than 3x the price, would surely take me to another plane of viewing pleasure. Oh how right I was.

Once I connected my TiVo and television with the cable I sat in front of it and turned on the power. For 30 seconds I saw colors that I never knew existed, never had existed before this AV combo of the Gods was brought to this earth. Then, I went completely blind. The awesomeness that shot out of the television was too great for mortal eyes. In panic I called to my girlfriend. She ran into the room, only to scream and attempt to flee. Apparently the refraction from this new technological prism created an inter-dimensional rift. Flying armored goats flew past me, grabbed my girlfriend, and retreated into the portal.

Now, thanks to AudioQuest and their Coffee colored cable that went so well with my plush futon and matching shag carpet, I must make pursuit into the portal. Blind, with only my Boston Terrier Jake to guide me, I must venture into their world and slay the Ram King. This may be farewell, but I must try and right this wrong. Please heed this warning. Stick to the AudioQuest Carbon Platinum HDMI cable or a lesser quality plasma TV.

LMAO!!!!!
 
 
 

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