I should probably have mentioned that I'm a poor person with a tiny budget, and re-emphasize that I'm okay with poor audio quality. Seriously, it can sound like **** as long as it's cheap and invisible, I'm only going to have one earbud in anyhow. I'll mostly be listening to podcasts, just...

I want to listen podcasts and music at work. I'm not supposed to because "What if the fire alarm went off and you didn't hear it?". Well then I'd probably catch on fire and die a very painful death. It's a risk I'm willing to take. Anyhow, I'm looking for the least visible in-ear earbuds...