This may be funny but its true

I have travelled on a train hanging outside - not once but several times a day for several years... In mumbai it is an everyday tryst with death to go to school and get back home alive. We have prayers once everyone in the family makes it back.
Things that can happen to you on the train :-
* Get robbed
* Get raped
* Fall off the train and die
* Fall off the train, get raped and robbed
* Get robbed, raped and pushed off the train
* Get stuck with a bunch of zealous religious and political fanatics (worst out of all the options so far)
