@acain - Are you suggesting I get divorced, so I can lose more weight?
Whoa, Hey there! Getting laid off is enough transition for now!
This is a transition not a midlife crisis!
Look on the bright side, you can go on funemployment for a bit, lay low, and look for better job than the one you had. We got Obama in the house, so you're good!
I now digress from politics lol