(For those who don't know me yet, I caution... not EVERYTHING I post is always solemnly Portentous!)
So... each of us, in our hearts of hearts, given any opportunity, glances at eye-catching headphones such as the Beats by Dr. Dre. We hope that our audiophile friends are not watching as we partake of this eye candy, but we sometimes wistfully hope that our specification-perfect, head-fi-approved headphones were just a little prettier... maybe not as pretty as that headset we catch a glimpse of gardening next door, but with at least a modicum of eye-catching sizzle.
But how do we add designer headphone sizzle to our technically-perfect headphones, selected with excruciating care? And if we actually BOUGHT that luscious designer headphone, we'd be drummed out of head-fi.org, and we'd have stop frolicking here and do useful things instead, like our laundry.
Introducing... the Style Augmentation Package (SAP). The SAP, shown here, is a Design Improvement Product Placement Yoke (or DIPPY) that can be added to nearly any headphone.
Yes, you too can enhance your Sennheiser or your Grado with A DIPPY Designer Logo! This Logo is a highly stylized lower-case "A," indicative of the highest-grade quality we all strive for (and one step ahead of That Other Guy's "b") (oh, and is my initial too!). It is printed upon genuine Paper, which has been backed with an Acoustically Verified Adhesive to stick anywhere you want.
You add it to any headphone to improve performance. Here is an example..
Did you indeed read "improve performance?" Yes you did. Headphones will actually improve in sound when affixed with one of these, almost as much as when you switch out the original headphone cable for an expensive purpose-built cable.
How much does it cost, you ask? I expect this enhancement to be So Popular that many, many people will buy it, so instead of offering it for $300 - $400 as SOME (you know who they are!) do, I will offer these SAPs for only $100.00 each! Most headphones will take two SAPs, one for each ear.
So now, you need no longer lasciviously eye the twin beauties of that headphone across the fence... you can boost the performance of your own favorite headphone, display it to the world, and give those design-only headphones out there a run for their money.
Now, I need to build an addition to my house for all the headphones I will soon be able to buy with the money from DIPPY.