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post #16 of 44
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TL;DR :(

 

But that wasn't a pun! D;

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post #18 of 44

What did the man do after he saw his cat get run over by a steamroller?

 

He just stood there with a long puss.

post #19 of 44

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

 

Because their horns don't work.

post #20 of 44

Did you hear the joke about the piece of cake?

 

It pretty crumby.

post #21 of 44

Where do apes sleep?

 

In apricots.

post #22 of 44

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

 

Because it's too far to walk.

post #23 of 44

If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?

 

Burple.

post #24 of 44

You have a great sense of humour.

 

The problem is it's still in mint condition.

post #25 of 44

Someone said you were a wit.

 

They were half right.

post #26 of 44

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

 

You're too young to smoke.

post #27 of 44

How do you stop your enemy from drowning?

 

Take your foot off his head.

post #28 of 44

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

 

To get to the other slide.

post #29 of 44

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

 

It was the chicken's day off.

post #30 of 44

Why did the chicken cross the internet?

 

To get to the other site.

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