But that wasn't a pun! D;
What did the man do after he saw his cat get run over by a steamroller?
He just stood there with a long puss.
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Did you hear the joke about the piece of cake?
It pretty crumby.
Where do apes sleep?
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?
You have a great sense of humour.
The problem is it's still in mint condition.
Someone said you were a wit.
They were half right.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
How do you stop your enemy from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the chicken cross the internet?
To get to the other site.