$850 isn't as low as I had hoped but I suppose that I will go for it. Really I can't resist.
As for this 35 overnight posts of anti-slider bollocks, I am starting to worry that they might actually listen and change it. That would be unfortunate. I'm not sure the planet has seen a bigger example of ill-placed group hysteria since the Salem witch trials. In my view, the "we're all clumsy dudes in disco pants" concern is utter nonsense.
Just my two cents as always.