I looked very carefull at a map of the world, and I just can't find this country called CONUS..............
Is it near the New Hebrides?
Has it gained it's independence when the iron curtain came crashing down?
Is it larger or smaller than Madagascar?
Can I find it using Google Earth?
Do they have postage stamps?
What is their national flag?
Can it be seen at high tide?
What language do they speak?
Can I emigrate to there?
Do they have running water, sanitation, electricity supply, hospitals, etc.?
Do they have their own currency?
Are they recognised by the UN?
What's the weather like?
Do they allow the ownership of pets?
I await your further correspondence with eager anticipation.
Oh, and are you really selling these sonic marvels for 1 US Dollar?