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Poll Results: "Guess that Smell..." - SPOILERS BE WARNED!!! Thankfully, "Smell-O-Vision" doesn't exist, so the voting will show everyone's favorite Theory!

 
  • 11% (4)
    Theory 1: "Estate Sale Closeout"... aka Rigamortis Funkubus
  • 17% (6)
    Theory 2: "Death Bead Doorbuster"... aka killer sound
  • 38% (13)
    Theory 3: "Musical Mortician Madness"
  • 5% (2)
    Theory 4: "Z for Zennheiser - Z for Zombie"
  • 14% (5)
    Theory 5: "Clean your ears folks!"... aka leprosy, bringing it back!
  • 11% (4)
    Theory 6: "Taxidermy Treasure"
34 Total Votes  
post #181 of 337

wtf, where is the last part?

post #182 of 337
No pics

Long, elaborate story with no end that keeps getting teased at/promised, but never comes

No review on the sound quality

No questions answered regarding the headphones


I think OP is trolling everyone, and doing an excellent job. Even I fell for it, but now I am beginning to feel that the "end" of this story will either A) Never come, or, B) Be a serious let down.

My firends, we have already read the "end" of the OPs tale...

Well played sir, well played. smily_headphones1.gif

(golf clap)
Edited by painted klown - 10/17/13 at 10:49am
post #183 of 337
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Originally Posted by Mr.Sneis View Post
 

wtf, where is the last part?

Ah, I see you've just joined this thread :) Welcome to the club, the club of waiting and wanting more...

post #184 of 337

glad to be a member of the anxiously awaiting club.

post #185 of 337

Since I figured it out first... I deserve the prize Mr Scotch :)

 

A bottle of Scotch will do nicely :beerchug:

post #186 of 337

Created with GIMP

 

Yep, it's story time once again boys and girls.....................................................

 

post #187 of 337
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Originally Posted by Mr.Sneis View Post
 

wtf, where is the last part?

G44

post #188 of 337
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Originally Posted by wink View Post

This is as good as ....The White Elephant Joke.....

 

 






Oh my god, best post in any forum I have ever seen! Just the sheer size of It really made me lol. Well done smily_headphones1.gif
Edited by firstwat - 10/17/13 at 1:41pm
post #189 of 337
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Originally Posted by wink View Post
 

This is as good as ....The White Elephant Joke.....

 


TL;DR.  :veryevil:

post #190 of 337
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Originally Posted by LugBug1 View Post
 

Since I figured it out first... I deserve the prize Mr Scotch :)

 

A bottle of Scotch will do nicely :beerchug:

 

Figured what out? Do we know the real answer?

 

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Originally Posted by Edgard Varese View Post


TL;DR.  :veryevil:

 

I only read the punch line. Didn't find it funny. Maybe the joke is "the joke's on you" if you read the whole thing?

post #191 of 337
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Originally Posted by blueangel2323 View Post
 

 

Figured what out? Do we know the real answer?

 

 

I only read the punch line. Didn't find it funny. Maybe the joke is "the joke's on you" if you read the whole thing?

 

I remember a similar joke from when I was a kid... the punchline is that there is no punchline. :)

post #192 of 337

My friends. I'm afraid we will likely not hear the end of this tale. I've surmised that the OP was overtaken by the horrific stench of his HD800's and is now doomed to walk in the shadows of society, a pariah.  urinating and defecating on himself in an endless futile attempt to somehow overpower the acrid odor or his bargain headphones. Shunned by family and friends and, indeed, all of humankind he wanders aimlessly pushing his shopping cart full of one off blems and factory seconds Monoprice headphones...cackling to himself about harmonic resonances, impedance, and audible differences in cable materials. :confused_face:

post #193 of 337

And here in lies the problem with giving artists the choice to create or not...

post #194 of 337

The white Elephant Joke punch line.

 

The punchline - Everybody knows that grey elephants are nothing special................ - appears 7 times.

 

The asumption in the joke is that white elephants are liken white caucasians who are grey in colour when dead.

 

Grey elephants are nothing special because that is their natural colour.

 

If a white elephant is killed it should remain white........ not that nothing special colour.

post #195 of 337

I...don't get it.  Am I too young/old or lacking a sense of humor?

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